1 00:00:09,878 --> 00:00:11,882 ♪ Sometimes I talk out loud ♪ 2 00:00:12,508 --> 00:00:14,554 ♪ When there's no one else around ♪ 3 00:00:15,556 --> 00:00:17,894 Excuse me. Are you Alice Anderson? 4 00:00:18,187 --> 00:00:19,356 Daughter of Jeanie Anderson? 5 00:00:19,814 --> 00:00:22,236 Yeah. I mean, yes, that's me. 6 00:00:22,820 --> 00:00:25,326 I'm actually supposed to be picking her up right now. 7 00:00:26,495 --> 00:00:28,497 It's kind of our thing, family tradition, you know. 8 00:00:28,582 --> 00:00:30,855 I pick her up when she travels and she picks me up when... 9 00:00:30,879 --> 00:00:31,880 Miss. 10 00:00:32,256 --> 00:00:33,968 - Is she in trouble? - I'd say so. 11 00:00:34,052 --> 00:00:35,694 Did she fly with an illegal animal again? 12 00:00:35,931 --> 00:00:38,143 - No. - Did she threaten to start a dance party 13 00:00:38,185 --> 00:00:39,987 in the aisles of the plane if she got cut off? 14 00:00:40,022 --> 00:00:41,693 - Because normally she is joking. - No. 15 00:00:42,318 --> 00:00:44,401 Please tell me she didn't hook up with a pilot again. 16 00:00:44,490 --> 00:00:46,692 I can't... I can't have her banned from another airline. 17 00:00:46,953 --> 00:00:48,599 We are now boarding Delta... 18 00:00:48,623 --> 00:00:50,794 - Follow me, please. - What? 19 00:00:52,589 --> 00:00:55,220 Mom, are you okay? What happened? 20 00:00:55,637 --> 00:00:57,016 What happened is... 21 00:00:58,935 --> 00:00:59,938 I'm engaged! 22 00:01:00,564 --> 00:01:01,441 Woo! 23 00:01:01,566 --> 00:01:03,403 - Oh my god. - Woo! 24 00:01:03,486 --> 00:01:05,282 You guys really commit to a prank. 25 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,746 Oh honey, it's no prank. 26 00:01:08,873 --> 00:01:09,875 This is the real deal. 27 00:01:11,252 --> 00:01:12,630 Are you being serious right now? 28 00:01:13,423 --> 00:01:14,843 You were only gone for six days. 29 00:01:15,010 --> 00:01:16,638 She was only gone for six days. 30 00:01:16,847 --> 00:01:19,519 I know. But when you know, you know. 31 00:01:19,895 --> 00:01:20,896 - You know. - No! 32 00:01:21,355 --> 00:01:22,274 Ma... 33 00:01:22,358 --> 00:01:24,404 Honey, I can't wait for you to meet Wayne. 34 00:01:25,197 --> 00:01:26,617 He's actually flying in tomorrow. 35 00:01:28,287 --> 00:01:30,208 Is alcohol even allowed in here? 36 00:01:30,416 --> 00:01:31,585 Oh, not at all. 37 00:01:31,835 --> 00:01:33,757 I confiscated it from a guy earlier this morning. 38 00:01:34,841 --> 00:01:35,986 You don't want to know where. 39 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:38,391 - To your mom! - Yay! 40 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:40,144 - Cheers! - Cheers! 41 00:01:42,649 --> 00:01:43,651 Woo! 42 00:01:44,486 --> 00:01:46,281 ♪ But you're the one to blame ♪ 43 00:01:48,244 --> 00:01:50,581 ♪ Cause now that they're not together ♪ 44 00:01:51,668 --> 00:01:53,212 ♪ I finally feel okay ♪ 45 00:01:54,799 --> 00:01:56,385 I just don't understand. 46 00:01:57,053 --> 00:01:59,642 You were in Sedona for less than a week 47 00:01:59,725 --> 00:02:02,606 and now you're engaged to some random guy? 48 00:02:03,149 --> 00:02:04,527 Oh, Wayne isn't random. 49 00:02:04,610 --> 00:02:06,196 Ugh... Okay. 50 00:02:06,614 --> 00:02:07,658 What's his last name? 51 00:02:08,994 --> 00:02:10,456 Um... Appleby? 52 00:02:10,706 --> 00:02:12,585 No. Appleton? 53 00:02:13,128 --> 00:02:14,589 - Granny Smith. - Mom... 54 00:02:14,881 --> 00:02:17,011 It's something to do with apples, but... 55 00:02:17,136 --> 00:02:19,348 but that's not important. I know the important things. 56 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:21,269 He's kind and funny. 57 00:02:21,519 --> 00:02:22,521 He's a great cook. 58 00:02:22,814 --> 00:02:26,864 Do you know that you can make a lasagna from hot dogs and mustard? 59 00:02:27,072 --> 00:02:27,908 Gross. 60 00:02:28,033 --> 00:02:29,035 Mom. 61 00:02:29,577 --> 00:02:30,580 Please listen to me. 62 00:02:30,663 --> 00:02:31,665 I'm worried about you. 63 00:02:32,542 --> 00:02:35,005 You've just fallen in love so many times and it never... 64 00:02:35,047 --> 00:02:36,467 Oh, honey, this is different. 65 00:02:37,051 --> 00:02:38,136 Just keep an open mind. 66 00:02:38,846 --> 00:02:41,226 Wayne's gonna be here tomorrow and you're gonna love him. 67 00:02:43,146 --> 00:02:45,568 Fuji! Wayne Fuji! 68 00:02:45,777 --> 00:02:47,197 I knew it had to do with apples. 69 00:02:47,322 --> 00:02:48,324 I was so close. 70 00:02:59,848 --> 00:03:02,812 Bagel Bar! Alice, you're the best. 71 00:03:02,895 --> 00:03:04,897 Well, I have to make work a little fun for my team. 72 00:03:05,024 --> 00:03:06,068 I got you gluten free. 73 00:03:06,277 --> 00:03:08,489 You're so good to us. Thank you, HR Mommy. 74 00:03:08,573 --> 00:03:09,655 Please don't call me Mommy. 75 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,308 We were bummed you couldn't make it to karaoke last night. 76 00:03:13,332 --> 00:03:15,044 - Mm-hmm. - I think I made Beyoncé proud. 77 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:17,217 Well, even though public singing is my number one 78 00:03:17,257 --> 00:03:18,719 stress dream, I was sad to miss it. 79 00:03:18,802 --> 00:03:20,657 But I had to pick my mom up at the airport, so... 80 00:03:20,681 --> 00:03:23,312 Oh! Jeanie's back from the retreat thingy. Was it good? 81 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,066 Yeah! She got engaged to a guy she met there, so that's fun. 82 00:03:26,276 --> 00:03:27,737 - Anyway... - Wait, wait. 83 00:03:28,113 --> 00:03:29,115 Jeanie got engaged? 84 00:03:29,282 --> 00:03:30,284 Yes, she did. 85 00:03:30,618 --> 00:03:32,079 But, point being, I need to tell 86 00:03:32,121 --> 00:03:33,499 you about our new PTO policy. 87 00:03:33,624 --> 00:03:34,625 Um... 88 00:03:35,669 --> 00:03:37,340 - More. - That's insane. 89 00:03:37,883 --> 00:03:39,093 Alice's mom is next level. 90 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,201 Tell him about the time that your mom was a groupie for Nickelback and pulled you 91 00:03:42,225 --> 00:03:44,387 out of high school for a month to go on tour with them. 92 00:03:44,437 --> 00:03:46,209 - Anyway... - Let's get back to the engagement. 93 00:03:46,233 --> 00:03:47,274 Have you met this guy yet? 94 00:03:47,318 --> 00:03:50,032 No, he's flying in tonight, so I have to spend my lunch break 95 00:03:50,115 --> 00:03:52,454 looking him up online and maybe running a background check. 96 00:03:52,663 --> 00:03:54,040 Or... Just a thought... 97 00:03:54,082 --> 00:03:55,961 maybe we could look him up right now. 98 00:03:58,341 --> 00:04:00,022 Okay, only if we counted as team building. 99 00:04:00,177 --> 00:04:01,179 - Yes! - Yes! 100 00:04:01,305 --> 00:04:02,306 Go team! 101 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:09,446 It says his last job was renting fog machines to strip clubs. 102 00:04:09,863 --> 00:04:10,740 Huh. 103 00:04:10,824 --> 00:04:12,720 I wouldn't even think that was a gig, because the whole 104 00:04:12,744 --> 00:04:14,832 point would be to see the women, but what do I know? 105 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,837 He can't be as bad as he looks online, right? 106 00:04:17,087 --> 00:04:18,548 He's wearing a t-shirt that says, 107 00:04:18,590 --> 00:04:21,805 "I own two pythons, and one's in my pants." 108 00:04:21,930 --> 00:04:24,644 No... No... No. 109 00:04:24,769 --> 00:04:26,815 She's not marrying this man! 110 00:04:28,652 --> 00:04:29,653 So... 111 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:32,744 - I've been thinking... - You want bangs? 112 00:04:33,370 --> 00:04:34,372 Honey, I'm sorry. 113 00:04:34,456 --> 00:04:36,418 I don't think you have the forehead for them. 114 00:04:36,501 --> 00:04:38,171 No. I... What? 115 00:04:38,881 --> 00:04:40,443 I've been thinking about you and Wayne. 116 00:04:40,468 --> 00:04:43,265 I... I wanted to talk to you before he got here. 117 00:04:44,935 --> 00:04:46,229 Mom, you know I love you 118 00:04:46,313 --> 00:04:47,857 and I want you to be happy, 119 00:04:47,941 --> 00:04:52,033 but I'm worried you're moving a little fast here. 120 00:04:52,617 --> 00:04:55,289 That retreat was supposed to be about working 121 00:04:55,373 --> 00:04:58,629 through your grief, not boning some guy 122 00:04:58,671 --> 00:05:01,301 showing off his snake tattoos online. 123 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,680 Did you look him up? 124 00:05:03,097 --> 00:05:04,266 With an open mind? 125 00:05:04,516 --> 00:05:05,518 But yes! 126 00:05:05,894 --> 00:05:06,896 Okay. 127 00:05:07,564 --> 00:05:10,862 First of all, he only has one snake tattoo, 128 00:05:10,946 --> 00:05:13,410 and it all connects on his cute little butt cheek. 129 00:05:13,493 --> 00:05:14,996 - Okay. - And... Second of all, 130 00:05:15,037 --> 00:05:16,582 I did work through my grief. 131 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:19,880 I only cried over Queenie once, the whole trip. 132 00:05:20,924 --> 00:05:22,126 They served nuts on the plane. 133 00:05:23,847 --> 00:05:25,517 You know how she felt about squirrels. 134 00:05:25,809 --> 00:05:28,148 Well, hey! There's my woman! 135 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,444 - Oh! - Baby, baby, come over here! 136 00:05:33,909 --> 00:05:38,418 Alice, this is Wayne, my fiancée. 137 00:05:38,585 --> 00:05:39,503 - Alice. - Hi. Oh. 138 00:05:39,587 --> 00:05:41,174 - Hey. Now, listen. - Hi. 139 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:44,806 I know you're a grown woman, but I want to tell you something. 140 00:05:44,973 --> 00:05:49,023 I intend to be the world's best dad, and I want to get a mug to prove it. 141 00:05:50,443 --> 00:05:52,530 She's a cutie pie. You're a cutie pie. 142 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:56,622 This is so exciting for my two favorite people to meet. 143 00:05:57,164 --> 00:06:01,131 - Yeah. Um, say, Wayne. - Huh? 144 00:06:01,465 --> 00:06:06,809 Could you ask our waiter for some more, um, uh, napkins? 145 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:08,771 - Napkins? Sure, can do. - Mm-hmm. 146 00:06:08,854 --> 00:06:12,822 - Okay. - Hold my bowie for me. 147 00:06:12,988 --> 00:06:14,116 Will you, beanie? 148 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:18,249 That's sweet. That's sweet sugar. 149 00:06:20,169 --> 00:06:21,213 Ohh... 150 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:22,590 Woo! 151 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:24,721 You cannot marry that guy. 152 00:06:26,641 --> 00:06:28,895 This is the start of an episode of "Dateline." 153 00:06:29,062 --> 00:06:31,401 Oh, my God. It's heavy. No! 154 00:06:31,901 --> 00:06:34,240 You know, I was worried you would do this. 155 00:06:34,699 --> 00:06:38,999 Start judging him for his looks and his education and his hepatitis. 156 00:06:39,041 --> 00:06:40,043 His what? 157 00:06:40,627 --> 00:06:42,798 Mom, you are rushing into this. 158 00:06:42,965 --> 00:06:44,343 Mm. If you say so. 159 00:06:44,635 --> 00:06:45,888 You are not being rational. 160 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:47,475 Love isn't rational. 161 00:06:47,725 --> 00:06:49,647 Oh, but I forgot... you don't believe in romance. 162 00:06:49,687 --> 00:06:50,815 Oh, I believe in romance. 163 00:06:50,899 --> 00:06:53,111 I just prefer to be in control of my life. 164 00:06:53,487 --> 00:06:56,911 Not lost in some pheromone-induced mania. 165 00:06:57,161 --> 00:07:00,334 - I am not like you. - Oh, you're exactly like me. 166 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,173 I raised two beautiful daughters. 167 00:07:03,925 --> 00:07:06,514 You and Queenie are exactly like me. 168 00:07:06,806 --> 00:07:08,183 Stop comparing me to your dog. 169 00:07:08,434 --> 00:07:10,229 - It's a compliment. - It's not! 170 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:12,442 Hey... ladies. 171 00:07:13,319 --> 00:07:15,657 Now, I could not track down the waiter 172 00:07:15,740 --> 00:07:17,994 and get those napkins, but got something better. 173 00:07:18,246 --> 00:07:19,248 Boom! 174 00:07:19,665 --> 00:07:22,129 Use as much as you want. We can wipe our hands with it. 175 00:07:22,629 --> 00:07:23,631 Thank you. 176 00:07:24,299 --> 00:07:27,890 And again, if you ever want me to set you up with someone, let me know. 177 00:07:27,974 --> 00:07:29,393 Oh, thank you. But no, thank you. 178 00:07:29,518 --> 00:07:31,540 - I don't have time to date right now. - Alice, come on. 179 00:07:31,564 --> 00:07:33,544 I mean, don't you want to meet a mega nerd like yourself? 180 00:07:33,568 --> 00:07:34,904 Let your little freak flag fly? 181 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:37,550 My freak flag is doing just fine in storage right now, thank you. 182 00:07:37,618 --> 00:07:39,455 - Is it? - I don't have time. 183 00:07:39,706 --> 00:07:42,587 I'm working overtime to try to get this director of human resources job. 184 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:46,302 And now, I have to deal with my mother's train wreck of an engagement? 185 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:47,554 No. 186 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:49,057 Is he really as bad as we thought? 187 00:07:49,224 --> 00:07:51,521 He's worse. She's so blinded by love. 188 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:54,861 She can't see the parade of red flags he's laid out for her. 189 00:07:54,944 --> 00:07:57,617 And when this relationship inevitably ends like they always do, 190 00:07:57,658 --> 00:08:00,581 in six to eight months, she will be devastated and hysterical. 191 00:08:00,664 --> 00:08:02,266 And who will have to pick up the pieces? 192 00:08:02,293 --> 00:08:03,170 Me. 193 00:08:03,253 --> 00:08:04,255 It never works. 194 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:05,382 I mean, come on. 195 00:08:05,674 --> 00:08:07,178 She doesn't even know who my dad is. 196 00:08:07,637 --> 00:08:08,639 Are we really surprised? 197 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:23,670 Woo! 198 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:25,255 Woo! 199 00:08:27,051 --> 00:08:28,052 Oh, hi! 200 00:08:28,429 --> 00:08:31,310 You mowing the lawn or going to winter formal? 201 00:08:31,435 --> 00:08:33,021 I hit one of my gnomes. 202 00:08:33,481 --> 00:08:34,483 Oh well. 203 00:08:43,376 --> 00:08:44,963 Thank you for coming over. 204 00:08:46,382 --> 00:08:47,384 Oh my God. 205 00:08:48,011 --> 00:08:49,471 Oh, I know. 206 00:08:50,432 --> 00:08:52,604 Doesn't Queenie look beautiful? 207 00:08:55,192 --> 00:08:56,235 She really does. 208 00:08:57,655 --> 00:09:01,663 I hired the same photographer who did your senior portrait. 209 00:09:01,705 --> 00:09:04,336 Nothing but the best for my two daughters. 210 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:07,967 Mom, for the last time, your human daughter is not the same as a dog. 211 00:09:10,473 --> 00:09:14,856 I asked you here because I want you to know I heard your concerns. 212 00:09:15,149 --> 00:09:16,944 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 213 00:09:17,195 --> 00:09:18,197 Wayne and I agreed. 214 00:09:19,115 --> 00:09:21,203 Planning a wedding is just too much work. 215 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:23,749 And weddings cost a fortune. 216 00:09:25,002 --> 00:09:26,004 That's true. 217 00:09:26,881 --> 00:09:28,384 That is so responsible. 218 00:09:28,843 --> 00:09:32,433 Yes, so we're going to Elope in Buffalo next Saturday. 219 00:09:32,517 --> 00:09:33,519 What? 220 00:09:33,853 --> 00:09:35,334 You want to get married next weekend? 221 00:09:35,398 --> 00:09:36,400 Mm-hmm. 222 00:09:37,486 --> 00:09:38,488 And... 223 00:09:43,205 --> 00:09:45,377 Alice, I have a very important question to ask you. 224 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:46,838 Uh-huh. 225 00:09:46,963 --> 00:09:48,633 Will you be my maid of honor? 226 00:09:50,052 --> 00:09:53,727 Oh... You're maid of honor... 227 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:58,988 Mom, I'm so touched, obviously. 228 00:09:59,071 --> 00:10:03,038 And I really would like to say yes, but I... 229 00:10:03,163 --> 00:10:06,837 Yes! Oh, I'm so glad we got that sorted because I have so much to do. 230 00:10:07,004 --> 00:10:08,173 I have to go shoe shopping. 231 00:10:08,506 --> 00:10:09,968 I have to go dress shopping. 232 00:10:10,887 --> 00:10:13,350 I have to pack up this entire house. 233 00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:14,560 Pack up the house? 234 00:10:15,395 --> 00:10:17,232 Didn't I tell you I'm selling the house? 235 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,694 You're selling the house? 236 00:10:18,903 --> 00:10:21,325 Wayne says we need seed money for the new business. 237 00:10:21,492 --> 00:10:23,287 - What business? - Oh, that's still in beta. 238 00:10:23,704 --> 00:10:24,706 Hold on! 239 00:10:25,123 --> 00:10:27,545 You are saying that you want to sell our house, 240 00:10:28,130 --> 00:10:30,551 the site of all of our memories, 241 00:10:30,593 --> 00:10:36,480 to give cash to a guy you just met for a business that doesn't exist yet? 242 00:10:36,605 --> 00:10:37,816 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 243 00:10:38,442 --> 00:10:40,488 I'm not going to give it to him. 244 00:10:40,823 --> 00:10:42,242 Then it would be taxed. 245 00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:43,286 Oh, my God. 246 00:10:43,369 --> 00:10:46,918 No, we're going to wait till we're married and combine assets. 247 00:10:47,670 --> 00:10:49,464 It's the least I can do to support his dream 248 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:51,260 because he's moving here for me. 249 00:10:51,343 --> 00:10:53,097 Look what the cat dragged in. 250 00:10:53,180 --> 00:10:54,767 - Whoa! - Me! 251 00:10:54,851 --> 00:10:56,730 - You, baby. - Thank you for your credit card. 252 00:10:56,813 --> 00:10:58,710 - You betcha, honey. - And I got something for you. 253 00:10:58,734 --> 00:10:59,935 Oh, my god. No, no, no, no, no. 254 00:11:00,028 --> 00:11:01,614 I'm leaving. I'm going to work. 255 00:11:01,781 --> 00:11:04,203 Come on, baby. Let's dance. 256 00:11:04,287 --> 00:11:05,789 - Let's dance. - I'm going. 257 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,920 - Oh, bye, honey. - Oh, bye, baby, baby, baby. 258 00:11:20,653 --> 00:11:22,365 - Hey, hon. - Hm? 259 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:25,872 So you sent a company-wide email with zero exclamation marks, 260 00:11:25,914 --> 00:11:27,142 and I'm wondering if you're okay. 261 00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:30,172 My mom wants to marry Python Pants next week. 262 00:11:30,422 --> 00:11:31,634 - Next week? - Next week. 263 00:11:32,009 --> 00:11:33,050 And I can't let it happen. 264 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:35,307 - Oh, he's really that bad. - He's awful. 265 00:11:35,684 --> 00:11:39,232 He's making her sell her house to steal all her money, to start some business. 266 00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:42,489 He's just... He's got his claws in her deep, you know? 267 00:11:43,282 --> 00:11:44,284 - Ew. - Ew. 268 00:11:44,618 --> 00:11:46,580 Damn. Red Flag City. 269 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,582 Mm-hmm. 270 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:49,396 But your mom is a grown-ass woman, and she'll just 271 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:51,108 have to live with the decisions that she makes. 272 00:11:51,132 --> 00:11:52,426 My mom is mentally a teenager. 273 00:11:52,592 --> 00:11:53,594 She can't... 274 00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:56,434 - You're right. - Yeah. Why? 275 00:11:56,810 --> 00:11:57,812 Her decisions. 276 00:11:59,023 --> 00:12:02,112 I have to make her think it's her decision to call things off with him. 277 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,322 Yeah. 278 00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:05,619 But what is my mom more than anything else? 279 00:12:06,037 --> 00:12:07,039 Horny. 280 00:12:07,749 --> 00:12:08,750 Fair. 281 00:12:08,792 --> 00:12:09,669 What else? 282 00:12:09,794 --> 00:12:10,796 Self-centered. 283 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:11,965 Yes. 284 00:12:12,049 --> 00:12:13,719 She's been talking about her next chapter 285 00:12:13,802 --> 00:12:15,723 of life for years, so I just have to make 286 00:12:15,806 --> 00:12:17,935 her see all the paths she won't be able 287 00:12:17,977 --> 00:12:20,357 to take in her next chapter if she's with Wayne. 288 00:12:20,441 --> 00:12:23,489 Mm-hmm. Are you sure that this is the path that you want to take? 289 00:12:23,697 --> 00:12:26,578 Because you've been working so hard to get your promotion, and... 290 00:12:26,661 --> 00:12:29,125 If I could do this at literally any other time, I would 291 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:31,314 but if this man breaks her heart and steals her nest egg, 292 00:12:31,338 --> 00:12:33,526 I fear she will never recover, and I have to protect her. 293 00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:34,671 So that's what I'm gonna do. 294 00:12:40,732 --> 00:12:41,943 - Hi. - Hi. 295 00:12:42,026 --> 00:12:43,278 What are you doing here? 296 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,534 I was just getting in the bath. Do you want to come in? 297 00:12:45,617 --> 00:12:47,913 - Uh, no. - I've had a bath today, thanks. 298 00:12:48,372 --> 00:12:50,209 I tried calling, but your voicemail's full. 299 00:12:50,419 --> 00:12:52,088 - Oh. - I have an idea. 300 00:12:52,965 --> 00:12:56,514 What if, instead of flying to Buffalo, 301 00:12:56,597 --> 00:12:58,810 we drive to Buffalo together? 302 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:00,814 Like a road trip? 303 00:13:01,106 --> 00:13:02,317 A bachelorette road trip? 304 00:13:02,484 --> 00:13:03,903 Yeah. I'll plan all the stops. 305 00:13:05,073 --> 00:13:06,284 Wait, but what about your job? 306 00:13:06,367 --> 00:13:07,494 You never take time off. 307 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,498 I can bring my laptop and work on the road. 308 00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:11,586 I've already told Lainey to call me 309 00:13:11,669 --> 00:13:14,300 if there's anything I absolutely have to handle 310 00:13:14,341 --> 00:13:17,473 because how often does my mom get married? 311 00:13:19,393 --> 00:13:22,942 Well, I'm pretty sure ceremonies in Belize don't count in the U.S. 312 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,823 Okay. I'm gonna choose not to unpack that right now. 313 00:13:26,825 --> 00:13:30,625 I know Wayne might feel a little weird about being left in a new city all alone. 314 00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:31,794 Oh, no, no, no. 315 00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:34,549 He's so busy scouting locations for the new business. 316 00:13:35,426 --> 00:13:37,305 I love how independent he is. 317 00:13:37,388 --> 00:13:38,700 - Mm-hmm. - I'm just gonna tell him 318 00:13:38,724 --> 00:13:41,897 to meet us in Buffalo before the wedding, and it will be just us. 319 00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:42,857 Great! 320 00:13:42,941 --> 00:13:45,196 A mother-daughter bachelorette party road trip. 321 00:13:45,738 --> 00:13:47,075 - Yes. - We'll leave tomorrow? 322 00:13:47,408 --> 00:13:49,287 Yes. Oh, I'm so excited. 323 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,416 - I love you. - I love you too, Mom. 324 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:54,381 I... I just want you to be so, so happy. 325 00:13:55,132 --> 00:13:56,134 You know that, right? 326 00:13:57,220 --> 00:14:00,101 Jeanie, come back! Our bubble bath's almost done bubbling. 327 00:14:01,896 --> 00:14:03,942 I gotta go. I'm so happy. 328 00:14:04,025 --> 00:14:05,988 - Love you, honey. - Okay. See you tomorrow. 329 00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:13,210 Here we go. 330 00:14:20,976 --> 00:14:22,229 Ta-da! 331 00:14:22,313 --> 00:14:24,775 I just got us a serious upgrade for next to nothing. 332 00:14:24,901 --> 00:14:26,029 You're welcome. 333 00:14:26,112 --> 00:14:27,353 But what about the trunk space? 334 00:14:27,656 --> 00:14:30,120 And what is next to nothing for a rental car cost? 335 00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:30,997 Don't worry about it. 336 00:14:31,164 --> 00:14:31,999 I'm selling my house. 337 00:14:32,082 --> 00:14:33,627 I'm about to be flush with cash. 338 00:14:34,378 --> 00:14:35,380 Really? 339 00:14:35,464 --> 00:14:36,786 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Be careful. 340 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,011 Queenie's in there. 341 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,388 You brought her remains? 342 00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:41,769 I would never travel without her. 343 00:14:42,102 --> 00:14:43,940 If you were dead, I'd bring you along, too. 344 00:14:44,106 --> 00:14:45,108 Don't ever do that. 345 00:14:45,735 --> 00:14:46,737 You couldn't stop me. 346 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:47,822 You'd be dead. 347 00:14:47,948 --> 00:14:48,950 Mom. 348 00:14:49,075 --> 00:14:50,912 We need a picture before we hit the road. 349 00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:53,041 - Yeah. - Okay. 350 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,503 One, two, three. 351 00:14:57,509 --> 00:14:59,011 And off we go. 352 00:14:59,096 --> 00:15:01,977 ♪ I have lived a lonely life ♪ 353 00:15:02,018 --> 00:15:03,020 Ooh! Mom? 354 00:15:03,104 --> 00:15:04,481 - Yeah? - Do you have a hair tie? 355 00:15:04,565 --> 00:15:06,277 Oh... hold on. 356 00:15:06,569 --> 00:15:07,570 Okay. 357 00:15:08,322 --> 00:15:09,199 - Let me... - Oh! 358 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,287 ♪ Looking through the night ♪ 359 00:15:12,664 --> 00:15:14,001 ♪ Looking for a light ♪ 360 00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:15,503 - Ah! - How's that? 361 00:15:16,046 --> 00:15:17,340 Great, actually. 362 00:15:17,465 --> 00:15:19,177 ♪ Somewhere lost at sea ♪ 363 00:15:20,305 --> 00:15:23,729 - ♪ A feather on the breeze ♪ - Breeze... 364 00:15:23,854 --> 00:15:24,772 Oh, I love this song! 365 00:15:24,856 --> 00:15:26,818 - ♪ Carry me away ♪ - Away... 366 00:15:28,447 --> 00:15:30,784 Oh, come on... dance with me. 367 00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:33,165 Mom, I'm driving. Ten and two. 368 00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:36,379 Oh, come on. 369 00:15:36,463 --> 00:15:37,464 Okay... 370 00:15:39,218 --> 00:15:42,350 ♪ You keep me strong ♪ 371 00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:43,393 Woo! 372 00:15:43,435 --> 00:15:46,274 ♪ You give me hope ♪ 373 00:15:46,984 --> 00:15:47,819 ♪ You... ♪ 374 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,996 ♪ You make me proud ♪ 375 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,084 Oh, I think I swallowed a bug! 376 00:16:03,935 --> 00:16:05,104 Ew. 377 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:10,407 This would not have happened if you hadn't insisted on getting a convertible. 378 00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:12,995 Oh, honey, it's just a few bugs. 379 00:16:13,078 --> 00:16:14,080 It's no big deal. 380 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,006 Oh, no. 381 00:16:18,089 --> 00:16:20,343 - What's wrong? - I know him. 382 00:16:20,427 --> 00:16:22,431 - That guy over there by the brown van. - Oh... 383 00:16:23,976 --> 00:16:25,770 - Ex-boyfriend? - No! 384 00:16:25,855 --> 00:16:27,918 He's just an annoying kid I went to high school with. 385 00:16:27,942 --> 00:16:29,236 Wesley Darvin. 386 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,363 Mm... 387 00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:33,202 - Hey, Wesley! - Mom, no! 388 00:16:33,328 --> 00:16:34,204 - Yoo-hoo! - Stop! 389 00:16:34,288 --> 00:16:36,417 Uh, hi. Do I know you? 390 00:16:36,835 --> 00:16:38,589 I'm Alice Anderson's mom. 391 00:16:39,214 --> 00:16:40,968 She actually wanted to say hi to you. 392 00:16:41,052 --> 00:16:42,054 She's right over here. 393 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,682 Alice? 394 00:16:45,978 --> 00:16:46,980 Oh, there she is. 395 00:16:47,064 --> 00:16:48,192 Alice Anderson? 396 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,154 It's been a while. 397 00:16:50,946 --> 00:16:52,241 - Hey. - Hey. 398 00:16:52,408 --> 00:16:53,410 Hi. 399 00:16:54,204 --> 00:16:55,206 Oh, wow. 400 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,835 She was just saying how cool she thought your van was. 401 00:16:58,045 --> 00:16:59,047 Oh. 402 00:16:59,255 --> 00:17:01,510 I've never accused that thing of being cool. 403 00:17:01,802 --> 00:17:04,850 - It's, uh, very retro. - Yeah. 404 00:17:05,393 --> 00:17:08,273 Well, we bought it off the guy who painted it in 1972. 405 00:17:08,649 --> 00:17:09,902 - Ahh. All right. - Who's we? 406 00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:11,571 - Girlfriend? - No, no. 407 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:12,950 My bandmate, Clive. 408 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,745 - Uh, I'm in a band. - Oh, wow. 409 00:17:14,829 --> 00:17:15,831 We're on tour. 410 00:17:16,081 --> 00:17:17,626 - And Clive's just in there. - Mmm. 411 00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:19,003 Clive! 412 00:17:20,841 --> 00:17:21,843 That's Clive. Yeah. 413 00:17:22,218 --> 00:17:23,763 - Woo-hoo. - Hey. 414 00:17:24,222 --> 00:17:25,517 He's, uh... 415 00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,312 He's shy. 416 00:17:28,189 --> 00:17:29,400 So you two are friends, huh? 417 00:17:29,817 --> 00:17:31,213 - No. Not even a little bit. - Yeah. 418 00:17:31,237 --> 00:17:32,740 Come on. You hated me in high school. 419 00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:34,577 - I didn't hate you. - Oh? 420 00:17:34,785 --> 00:17:37,499 I hated the way you were constantly trying to one-up me. 421 00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:39,475 I don't think I ever tried to one-up you. 422 00:17:39,503 --> 00:17:40,923 I think I just one-upped you. 423 00:17:41,090 --> 00:17:42,802 And you still ended up valedictorian. 424 00:17:43,261 --> 00:17:44,305 You were very... 425 00:17:45,474 --> 00:17:46,601 driven. 426 00:17:50,818 --> 00:17:52,071 Anyway, we should be going. 427 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:53,741 Oh, no. We have a few more minutes. 428 00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:54,826 Keep catching up. 429 00:17:56,538 --> 00:17:58,751 I'm sorry. I knew I recognized you. 430 00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:01,081 Did you... did you come to school on a horse one time? 431 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,902 - Alice's 16th birthday. - Mm-hmm. 432 00:18:03,134 --> 00:18:04,221 She wanted a car. 433 00:18:04,638 --> 00:18:06,642 But I was dating a guy at the equestrian center, 434 00:18:06,725 --> 00:18:09,439 and I thought, this is a pretty cool ride, too. 435 00:18:09,648 --> 00:18:10,525 No-brainer. 436 00:18:10,608 --> 00:18:13,155 We-we talked about that for a solid year. 437 00:18:13,239 --> 00:18:16,036 Yeah, you guys didn't stop neighing at me in the hallways. 438 00:18:16,203 --> 00:18:17,431 I have no recollection of this. 439 00:18:17,455 --> 00:18:19,126 So where's your band playing next? 440 00:18:19,418 --> 00:18:22,758 Uh, we've got a gig in Rochester. 441 00:18:22,842 --> 00:18:25,973 So we thought, what the hell, let's pack up the van, 442 00:18:26,056 --> 00:18:29,271 hit the road, see where the wind takes us, and we'll, 443 00:18:29,354 --> 00:18:31,526 uh, we'll play small gigs along the way. 444 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:36,201 So you're going on a tour with only one booked gig? 445 00:18:36,494 --> 00:18:37,746 - Yep. - Wow. 446 00:18:38,373 --> 00:18:40,042 Not the overachiever I remember. 447 00:18:40,502 --> 00:18:42,130 Well. Times change. 448 00:18:42,339 --> 00:18:44,736 Well, that's pretty weird, because we're on the way to Buffalo. 449 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,681 - Mom. - So you two should exchange numbers. 450 00:18:46,931 --> 00:18:49,054 - We don't have to... - That's a great idea, actually. 451 00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:51,816 - Yeah, see? - Here, uh, my phone is dead, so... 452 00:18:52,234 --> 00:18:53,988 An actual old-fashioned pen? 453 00:18:54,113 --> 00:18:55,115 Wow. 454 00:18:55,282 --> 00:18:56,483 Still carry one of those, huh? 455 00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:58,622 Take that. 456 00:18:58,747 --> 00:19:01,085 Um, just, uh, text me. 457 00:19:01,294 --> 00:19:05,804 If only to get recommendations for awesome diners and pit stops along the way. 458 00:19:05,929 --> 00:19:09,895 Uh, maybe we can grab a milkshake and you and I can reminisce 459 00:19:09,978 --> 00:19:11,649 about the good old days of AP Physics. 460 00:19:11,899 --> 00:19:14,111 Clive and I have done this route before, so... 461 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,322 You hear that, honey? 462 00:19:15,782 --> 00:19:16,783 He's experienced. 463 00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:17,828 Okay. 464 00:19:18,203 --> 00:19:19,205 We're virgins. 465 00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:20,333 We're leaving. 466 00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:23,256 - Wow! - Let's go, Mom. Get in the car. 467 00:19:23,589 --> 00:19:27,514 Um, and, uh, nice, uh, panty pony. 468 00:19:27,848 --> 00:19:28,850 Very chic. 469 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,982 Oh! He likes your panties. 470 00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:34,528 These are pantyhose in my hair? 471 00:19:35,363 --> 00:19:36,365 Mom! 472 00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:42,210 You have to go out with him. 473 00:19:42,294 --> 00:19:43,212 He's so cute. 474 00:19:43,296 --> 00:19:45,634 Me and Wesley Darvin? 475 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:46,886 No way. 476 00:19:47,597 --> 00:19:50,226 Besides, he wasn't even asking me to hang out like that. 477 00:19:50,936 --> 00:19:51,938 Oh. 478 00:19:52,022 --> 00:19:53,024 I disagree. 479 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:54,986 I like him. 480 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,325 Yeah, you liking a guy is a red flag. 481 00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:00,456 You know, Mom... 482 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,962 Once you get married, you won't be able to just... 483 00:20:04,046 --> 00:20:06,801 meet cute guys and flirt with them anymore. 484 00:20:08,222 --> 00:20:10,684 I'm getting married. I'm not turning into a nun. 485 00:20:11,519 --> 00:20:13,983 Plus, Wayne and I aren't the jealous types. 486 00:20:14,192 --> 00:20:15,194 Oh, really? 487 00:20:15,653 --> 00:20:18,408 Even though he used to work in strip clubs? 488 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,412 You kinda left that part out 489 00:20:20,496 --> 00:20:22,250 when you said he used to be in sales. 490 00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:25,339 Oh, the past is the past. 491 00:20:26,551 --> 00:20:29,557 And I am not judgmental about sex work. 492 00:20:29,765 --> 00:20:31,561 Hmph. Really though, Mom? 493 00:20:31,727 --> 00:20:33,690 Do you ever worry that... 494 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,239 I'm not concerned a bit. 495 00:20:38,783 --> 00:20:41,581 Wayne and I have gotten through some very tough times. 496 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:43,710 Because we communicate. 497 00:20:48,761 --> 00:20:49,763 Hey, Mom. 498 00:20:51,058 --> 00:20:52,311 Take this freeway. 499 00:20:54,064 --> 00:20:55,650 Are we going to Cheryl's? 500 00:20:55,818 --> 00:20:57,697 It wouldn't be your bachelorette party if we 501 00:20:57,780 --> 00:21:00,410 didn't go to see your oldest bestest friend, right? 502 00:21:00,452 --> 00:21:01,914 Woo! 503 00:21:02,456 --> 00:21:04,293 - Yeah! - Yeah! 504 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:21,870 I knew Cheryl was successful, but not like giant-mansion successful. 505 00:21:22,872 --> 00:21:23,874 What did she do again? 506 00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:27,465 Oh, she's the head of all product distribution of the Midwest. 507 00:21:27,507 --> 00:21:29,845 - Wow. - Mm-hmm. 508 00:21:30,346 --> 00:21:31,556 Oh my God, Jee-Jee. 509 00:21:31,682 --> 00:21:33,227 I'm so glad you're here. 510 00:21:33,352 --> 00:21:35,523 Oh. It's been way too long. 511 00:21:35,648 --> 00:21:36,734 I know. 512 00:21:36,818 --> 00:21:40,909 I mean, the last time I saw you, I think I still had my original eyelids. 513 00:21:41,619 --> 00:21:43,748 Now I blink like a 22-year-old. 514 00:21:44,332 --> 00:21:45,334 Oh. 515 00:21:45,544 --> 00:21:47,715 Alice, you're all grown up. 516 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:48,842 Oh my God. 517 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,179 The last time I saw you, you were still in that 518 00:21:51,263 --> 00:21:53,310 awkward phase that girls have when they're 13. 519 00:21:53,685 --> 00:21:55,146 I was 17. 520 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:56,858 The world needs late bloomers. Mm? 521 00:21:58,695 --> 00:22:02,161 I cannot believe that you're getting hitched, Jee-Jee. 522 00:22:02,411 --> 00:22:03,705 - I know. - I mean, oh my God. 523 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,210 Okay. The only reason to marry a man 524 00:22:06,294 --> 00:22:08,841 that fast, tight pants, from a fat wallet. 525 00:22:09,467 --> 00:22:10,779 Or a fat something else. 526 00:22:10,803 --> 00:22:12,849 Oh, honey, you have no idea. 527 00:22:13,516 --> 00:22:15,938 Okay, ladies. You two. 528 00:22:17,817 --> 00:22:20,155 You know, I just realized you're actually 529 00:22:20,238 --> 00:22:23,119 like alternate versions of each other. 530 00:22:23,161 --> 00:22:24,498 You met working together. 531 00:22:25,123 --> 00:22:27,837 You both built wonderful careers. 532 00:22:27,921 --> 00:22:29,549 Bought your own homes. 533 00:22:30,217 --> 00:22:32,222 You've done a lot as independent ladies. 534 00:22:33,224 --> 00:22:36,814 Mom, maybe you should be going into business again with Cheryl. 535 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,405 Your oldest best friend who you know and trust. 536 00:22:40,738 --> 00:22:41,740 Hm? 537 00:22:41,824 --> 00:22:43,661 I think our business days are over. 538 00:22:43,828 --> 00:22:44,830 Aww. 539 00:22:45,289 --> 00:22:46,667 Cher's like my big sister. 540 00:22:46,918 --> 00:22:48,629 Aw, you calling me old? 541 00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:51,886 Oh, and have your team of plastic surgeons come after me? 542 00:22:52,053 --> 00:22:54,141 - Never. - You know me too well. 543 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:59,192 All right. Mm. Ladies, finish your champagne. 544 00:22:59,986 --> 00:23:01,321 I got a little surprise. 545 00:23:04,495 --> 00:23:06,499 - What? - What is that? 546 00:23:06,624 --> 00:23:07,793 What is going on? 547 00:23:08,503 --> 00:23:09,714 I'm like your fairy garden. 548 00:23:10,799 --> 00:23:12,010 What is this? 549 00:23:12,428 --> 00:23:16,186 Okay, don't look at any of the price tags, because I already bought 'em all. 550 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,440 Cher, this is too much. 551 00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:20,444 Oh, pish posh. 552 00:23:20,527 --> 00:23:22,507 I mean, you said you haven't bought a wedding dress yet 553 00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:23,886 and, you know, I wanted to assist. 554 00:23:23,910 --> 00:23:25,162 And, you know, help Alice. 555 00:23:25,329 --> 00:23:26,456 Poor Alice over there. 556 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,126 Find some clothes that aren't so drab. 557 00:23:28,418 --> 00:23:29,419 Drab? 558 00:23:29,504 --> 00:23:30,840 You look like an HR lady. 559 00:23:31,091 --> 00:23:32,301 But I am an HR lady. 560 00:23:34,263 --> 00:23:35,390 Okay. 561 00:23:35,725 --> 00:23:36,727 Where do we start? 562 00:23:38,396 --> 00:23:39,397 Mmm, no. 563 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,281 - Oh? - Oh... 564 00:23:44,701 --> 00:23:45,829 Ooh... 565 00:23:47,707 --> 00:23:48,708 Hm? 566 00:23:55,348 --> 00:23:56,767 No! I love it. 567 00:24:05,743 --> 00:24:07,164 Turn around. 568 00:24:11,088 --> 00:24:12,089 I like it. 569 00:24:13,969 --> 00:24:15,305 Sorry if I'm hurting you. 570 00:24:15,472 --> 00:24:16,473 Oh, please, honey. 571 00:24:16,516 --> 00:24:18,838 After what you did to me when you were born, I can take it. 572 00:24:19,814 --> 00:24:20,815 Hm. 573 00:24:21,443 --> 00:24:22,445 This is fun, Mom. 574 00:24:23,112 --> 00:24:24,114 Yeah. 575 00:24:24,281 --> 00:24:26,787 We haven't had a girls' day like this in a long time, huh? 576 00:24:27,413 --> 00:24:29,459 Well, we went to that winter matinee last year. 577 00:24:29,959 --> 00:24:30,961 Oh, no. 578 00:24:31,421 --> 00:24:32,840 Tax Evasion Garrett met us there. 579 00:24:33,049 --> 00:24:34,844 No, that was two years ago. 580 00:24:35,054 --> 00:24:36,473 Last year was Jobless Bob. 581 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:39,562 Oh. Yeah. 582 00:24:40,022 --> 00:24:42,193 I haven't had the best track record with men, have I? 583 00:24:43,070 --> 00:24:44,239 No, you haven't. 584 00:24:44,949 --> 00:24:46,953 That's why I'm so glad that I met Wayne. 585 00:24:47,871 --> 00:24:48,915 He's such a lovely guy. 586 00:24:51,796 --> 00:24:52,997 Well, you look beautiful, Mom. 587 00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:55,679 Agh, bad news, ladies. 588 00:24:56,054 --> 00:24:57,641 Looks like the DEA are on their way. 589 00:24:57,850 --> 00:24:59,102 Did she just say the DEA? 590 00:24:59,227 --> 00:25:00,229 Yeah, this is not good. 591 00:25:00,312 --> 00:25:01,816 Apologies for being such a rude host, 592 00:25:01,899 --> 00:25:03,781 but it's probably best if you just hit the road. 593 00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:05,197 You know, before the feds arrive. 594 00:25:05,282 --> 00:25:06,284 Product distribution. 595 00:25:06,576 --> 00:25:07,578 That's drugs. 596 00:25:07,661 --> 00:25:08,663 She's a drug dealer? 597 00:25:08,788 --> 00:25:09,829 That's how you're so rich? 598 00:25:10,082 --> 00:25:11,204 And you two worked together. 599 00:25:11,294 --> 00:25:12,504 Were you like Pablo Escobar? 600 00:25:12,629 --> 00:25:14,884 Oh, no. We were very low-level back then. 601 00:25:15,010 --> 00:25:17,389 Here's is for you. Just make a little wedding gift. 602 00:25:17,514 --> 00:25:19,786 It was lovely seeing you both. I'll see you at the wedding. 603 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:20,812 - Okay. - Go on, honey. 604 00:25:20,897 --> 00:25:21,982 - Mom. - You gotta go fast. 605 00:25:22,107 --> 00:25:23,108 - Come on, Mom. - Faster! 606 00:25:23,151 --> 00:25:24,153 It's okay. 607 00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:27,284 You're going 90 miles an hour. 608 00:25:27,326 --> 00:25:28,328 Well, yeah. 609 00:25:29,205 --> 00:25:30,248 Oh, my God. 610 00:25:32,377 --> 00:25:33,379 Cheryl. 611 00:25:34,674 --> 00:25:37,095 Aunt Cheryl's like a... kingpin? 612 00:25:37,346 --> 00:25:39,016 What? 613 00:25:39,183 --> 00:25:40,436 That's funny you say that. 614 00:25:40,686 --> 00:25:42,607 That D.A.R.E. program must have really worked. 615 00:25:42,982 --> 00:25:45,153 Why wouldn't you ever tell me this? 616 00:25:46,406 --> 00:25:48,202 Because I didn't think you'd ever understand. 617 00:25:48,494 --> 00:25:49,621 Oh, I don't understand. 618 00:25:50,289 --> 00:25:52,043 This is so irresponsible, Mom. 619 00:25:52,126 --> 00:25:53,337 Oh, my God. 620 00:25:53,504 --> 00:25:54,607 You could have gone to jail. 621 00:25:54,631 --> 00:25:55,832 I mean, why would you risk it? 622 00:25:56,134 --> 00:25:59,976 There's not a lot of jobs for young single mothers without a college education. 623 00:26:01,478 --> 00:26:03,190 And I wanted a better life for you. 624 00:26:04,067 --> 00:26:08,577 So I just worked until I could buy a house and get out. 625 00:26:09,536 --> 00:26:11,123 And I don't regret any of it. 626 00:26:11,791 --> 00:26:12,793 Whoa, Mom. 627 00:26:13,252 --> 00:26:16,384 I guess I never really thought about it like that. 628 00:26:16,551 --> 00:26:17,552 I mean... 629 00:26:18,888 --> 00:26:20,851 it must have been really hard for you 630 00:26:20,934 --> 00:26:23,315 all by yourself with a newborn and nobody to rely on. 631 00:26:23,690 --> 00:26:26,279 - But you know what? - What? 632 00:26:26,362 --> 00:26:28,074 Now I have Wayne to lean on. 633 00:26:29,035 --> 00:26:30,120 My soulmate. 634 00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:32,625 Uh-huh. 635 00:26:39,305 --> 00:26:40,307 What's that smell? 636 00:26:41,936 --> 00:26:43,104 89 bucks a night. 637 00:26:44,106 --> 00:26:45,108 Okay. 638 00:26:45,735 --> 00:26:48,239 I'm gonna go freshen up and see if there's a bar. 639 00:26:48,658 --> 00:26:49,660 Yeah, good idea. 640 00:26:49,952 --> 00:26:50,954 I'll change, too. 641 00:26:51,079 --> 00:26:53,333 What? Why? You look so good. 642 00:26:53,459 --> 00:26:55,630 I'm overdressed for a motel bar, no? 643 00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:57,609 Well, at least let me give you something 644 00:26:57,676 --> 00:26:59,304 of mine that kind of shows off the goods. 645 00:26:59,554 --> 00:27:01,015 What makes you think I didn't bring 646 00:27:01,099 --> 00:27:02,421 anything that shows off the goods? 647 00:27:05,817 --> 00:27:06,819 Fine. 648 00:27:07,362 --> 00:27:08,364 Thank you. 649 00:27:13,499 --> 00:27:14,543 Oh, god. 650 00:27:22,768 --> 00:27:23,770 Hi. 651 00:27:24,731 --> 00:27:28,655 Is that Alice Anderson in a sexy black dress I see on my screen? Woo! 652 00:27:29,866 --> 00:27:30,867 Is it too much? 653 00:27:30,951 --> 00:27:31,953 It's so tight. 654 00:27:32,078 --> 00:27:32,913 No, it's perfect. 655 00:27:33,039 --> 00:27:34,768 I'm so glad that you're finally letting loose 656 00:27:34,792 --> 00:27:37,381 and shutting off those "Girls Gone Mild" vibes. 657 00:27:37,673 --> 00:27:39,385 Apparently we're going to a bar later. 658 00:27:40,304 --> 00:27:41,306 I love that. 659 00:27:41,473 --> 00:27:46,608 It's literally the last thing I want to do right now, but we're connecting, so... 660 00:27:46,941 --> 00:27:48,195 It's a great idea. 661 00:27:48,737 --> 00:27:50,574 You know, your choices should always 662 00:27:50,616 --> 00:27:52,620 be bolder than your turtlenecks, Alice. 663 00:27:53,121 --> 00:27:54,123 Deepak Chopra said that. 664 00:27:54,374 --> 00:27:55,376 No, he did not. 665 00:27:55,584 --> 00:27:56,796 But I get your point. 666 00:27:57,923 --> 00:27:59,050 One drink can't hurt, right? 667 00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,101 Ahh. 668 00:28:04,435 --> 00:28:05,437 Wow. 669 00:28:06,106 --> 00:28:08,110 I can feel the earth spinning, I think. 670 00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:09,697 It's amazing. 671 00:28:09,988 --> 00:28:12,118 That's what love feels like. 672 00:28:12,284 --> 00:28:15,040 I'll take your word for it. 673 00:28:15,124 --> 00:28:18,589 Honey... you've got to get out there and date more. 674 00:28:18,673 --> 00:28:26,439 No. I watched you be heartbroken over and over for my whole life. 675 00:28:27,107 --> 00:28:28,484 No, no dating. 676 00:28:29,486 --> 00:28:30,487 Mm-mm. 677 00:28:34,496 --> 00:28:36,042 You don't date because of me? 678 00:28:37,627 --> 00:28:39,298 I didn't think you absorbed all that. 679 00:28:39,966 --> 00:28:42,680 I mean... It's okay. 680 00:28:42,972 --> 00:28:44,642 Oh, Mom. I'm okay. 681 00:28:45,310 --> 00:28:46,312 I don't even need a man. 682 00:28:47,189 --> 00:28:48,901 And I just always needed a man. 683 00:28:49,694 --> 00:28:51,113 Ya think? 684 00:28:52,533 --> 00:28:53,535 I... 685 00:28:53,869 --> 00:28:54,871 Sorry. 686 00:28:54,954 --> 00:28:55,956 I just mean... 687 00:28:58,170 --> 00:28:59,172 Are you... 688 00:28:59,422 --> 00:29:03,472 Are you sure you want to marry this guy you've only known for six days? 689 00:29:04,224 --> 00:29:05,226 Yeah. 690 00:29:05,518 --> 00:29:06,520 In Buffalo? 691 00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:08,900 Why Buffalo? 692 00:29:10,152 --> 00:29:11,780 You know I had a hard time growing up. 693 00:29:12,573 --> 00:29:13,575 My parents... 694 00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:14,702 I know, Mom. 695 00:29:16,456 --> 00:29:17,458 Well... 696 00:29:18,210 --> 00:29:19,212 One weekend... 697 00:29:20,172 --> 00:29:21,216 We went to Buffalo. 698 00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:24,139 And we had the best time. 699 00:29:25,559 --> 00:29:26,769 Everyone was so happy. 700 00:29:30,694 --> 00:29:31,904 It really felt like family. 701 00:29:34,159 --> 00:29:35,160 Hmm. 702 00:29:36,164 --> 00:29:39,503 So I was really sad when we were leaving and... 703 00:29:40,881 --> 00:29:42,384 I saw this couple. 704 00:29:43,761 --> 00:29:45,599 And they were getting married in the chapel. 705 00:29:47,561 --> 00:29:49,064 And it was so beautiful. 706 00:29:51,110 --> 00:29:52,739 And I just thought... 707 00:29:52,822 --> 00:29:54,868 If I ever get married... 708 00:29:56,663 --> 00:29:58,667 I'm gonna get married right here because... 709 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,509 Buffalo is just the happiest place on earth. 710 00:30:07,017 --> 00:30:08,771 I want you to be happy. 711 00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:13,112 But do you think this is gonna last? 712 00:30:14,324 --> 00:30:15,326 Oh, I will. 713 00:30:17,872 --> 00:30:20,378 Wayne isn't like any other man I dated. 714 00:30:22,131 --> 00:30:24,636 He only wants what's best for me. 715 00:30:26,139 --> 00:30:27,141 I promise. 716 00:30:29,856 --> 00:30:30,858 You believe me, right? 717 00:30:36,076 --> 00:30:37,078 I, um... 718 00:30:40,627 --> 00:30:42,380 I believe we... 719 00:30:42,673 --> 00:30:44,009 Need to ride that. 720 00:30:46,890 --> 00:30:47,892 Yes! 721 00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:49,312 - Come on. - Okay. 722 00:30:50,564 --> 00:30:52,359 Jeanie: Get on her, honey! 723 00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:56,242 - Yeah! Woo! - Woo-hoo! 724 00:30:56,326 --> 00:30:58,580 - Okay... - Look at her go! 725 00:30:58,663 --> 00:31:00,709 That's my girl! Oh, yeah! 726 00:31:03,883 --> 00:31:05,636 Yeah! She gets her hips from me! 727 00:31:07,431 --> 00:31:09,101 Ride that bull, honey! 728 00:31:09,310 --> 00:31:10,311 Ride it! 729 00:31:10,772 --> 00:31:13,026 She's doin' it! She's doin' it! 730 00:31:13,401 --> 00:31:14,570 Whoa! 731 00:31:17,577 --> 00:31:19,330 Oh! Honey! Alice! Alice! 732 00:31:20,625 --> 00:31:21,626 Got you! 733 00:31:21,919 --> 00:31:24,006 That's payback for the airport! 734 00:31:27,681 --> 00:31:30,102 - Ooh. - Are you okay, honey? 735 00:31:30,186 --> 00:31:31,605 - Yeah. - You sure? 736 00:31:31,814 --> 00:31:34,278 Yeah. Hundred percent. I just need one sec. 737 00:31:34,820 --> 00:31:35,822 Oh! 738 00:31:36,198 --> 00:31:38,202 Oh! Boy! 739 00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:46,621 I don't know what got me worse... 740 00:31:46,803 --> 00:31:48,264 The booze or the bull. 741 00:31:49,391 --> 00:31:50,393 Oh. 742 00:31:51,103 --> 00:31:52,272 It's the booze. 743 00:31:52,439 --> 00:31:53,441 Trust me. 744 00:31:58,159 --> 00:32:00,038 Hey, we're really close to Columbus. 745 00:32:01,666 --> 00:32:03,420 You know, some, um... 746 00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:06,801 Fresh air might really help me... walk around. 747 00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:09,724 Enjoy the beauty of Ohio. 748 00:32:10,726 --> 00:32:13,315 Isn't that pretty far out of the way? 749 00:32:13,523 --> 00:32:16,655 - No, it's... - Or did you plan a stop for us? 750 00:32:16,821 --> 00:32:18,659 No. No plan. 751 00:32:29,597 --> 00:32:30,600 Hey, Mom. 752 00:32:30,684 --> 00:32:33,105 Could you go inside and get me a bottle of water? 753 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,277 Oh, and maybe a box of those mini gas station donuts? 754 00:32:36,904 --> 00:32:38,115 Mini gas station donuts? 755 00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:39,702 Yeah. 756 00:32:39,743 --> 00:32:41,585 The ones with the powdered sugar all over them. 757 00:32:42,081 --> 00:32:43,083 Oh. 758 00:32:43,835 --> 00:32:44,836 Okay. 759 00:32:45,170 --> 00:32:46,841 How did I raise you so wrong? 760 00:32:52,227 --> 00:32:53,229 Okay. 761 00:32:53,938 --> 00:32:54,940 This is gonna work. 762 00:32:55,567 --> 00:32:56,902 I just need a... 763 00:32:57,154 --> 00:32:58,323 reason to get us there. 764 00:32:59,366 --> 00:33:00,367 Okay. 765 00:33:00,744 --> 00:33:01,746 Just a quick... 766 00:33:04,543 --> 00:33:06,130 Okay, come on, Alice. 767 00:33:06,172 --> 00:33:10,639 You gotta do this, otherwise your mom is gonna get fondled by a strip club 768 00:33:10,723 --> 00:33:12,894 con artist with produce for the rest of your life. 769 00:33:13,729 --> 00:33:14,731 Ew! 770 00:33:15,065 --> 00:33:16,067 Come on! 771 00:33:17,235 --> 00:33:18,237 Lock in. 772 00:33:19,616 --> 00:33:20,618 Ah! 773 00:33:20,993 --> 00:33:21,995 Shit! 774 00:33:22,789 --> 00:33:23,791 Ow! 775 00:33:24,542 --> 00:33:25,670 Oh, no! 776 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,175 Oh! Honey! 777 00:33:28,342 --> 00:33:30,888 - What's wrong? - I think I chipped my ulna. 778 00:33:31,181 --> 00:33:32,767 Oh! Where's that? 779 00:33:32,850 --> 00:33:33,852 It's my elbow! 780 00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:36,525 Oh... Oh. 781 00:33:37,026 --> 00:33:38,028 I'm gonna... 782 00:33:38,362 --> 00:33:40,116 I'm gonna find the nearest doctor's office. 783 00:33:42,913 --> 00:33:46,461 You bang your elbow and you run to a plastic surgeon's office? 784 00:33:47,213 --> 00:33:49,509 What do you think they're gonna do, Botox the bruise? 785 00:33:51,681 --> 00:33:53,267 Miss Anderson, I'm Dr... 786 00:33:53,977 --> 00:33:54,979 Tim? 787 00:33:55,354 --> 00:33:56,314 Jeanie? 788 00:33:56,356 --> 00:33:57,358 - Oh! - My God. 789 00:33:57,693 --> 00:33:58,778 You two know each other? 790 00:33:59,154 --> 00:34:00,156 It's been a while. 791 00:34:01,659 --> 00:34:03,413 - How are you? - Wow! 792 00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:07,296 So, uh, you finally opened your own practice? 793 00:34:08,047 --> 00:34:09,089 I always told you I would. 794 00:34:12,097 --> 00:34:15,270 You went to Harvard Medical School? 795 00:34:15,395 --> 00:34:16,564 Uh-huh, yeah. 796 00:34:16,647 --> 00:34:19,780 After the Peace Corps, I realized my true calling was medicine. 797 00:34:20,113 --> 00:34:21,115 Wow. 798 00:34:21,365 --> 00:34:23,746 And what better way to help people than cosmetic surgery? 799 00:34:24,748 --> 00:34:27,461 Because when you look your best, you feel your best. 800 00:34:27,962 --> 00:34:29,841 I guess that is true. 801 00:34:30,008 --> 00:34:32,472 Must be a nice paycheck too, huh? 802 00:34:33,641 --> 00:34:36,020 Jeanie, it's so good to see you. 803 00:34:37,147 --> 00:34:39,110 Um, wait, Mom. 804 00:34:39,986 --> 00:34:43,577 Is this the Tim you dated when I was three? 805 00:34:44,538 --> 00:34:47,335 That you said was the great love of your life? 806 00:34:48,462 --> 00:34:51,510 Um, I might have said something like that. 807 00:34:51,635 --> 00:34:54,558 Well, I mean, of course this was before Wayne. 808 00:34:54,976 --> 00:34:56,057 Wait a second, who's Wayne? 809 00:34:56,103 --> 00:34:57,105 My fiancé. 810 00:34:57,439 --> 00:35:00,445 - Oh. Congrats. - Mm-hmm. 811 00:35:00,570 --> 00:35:02,950 So much you two don't know about each other. 812 00:35:03,117 --> 00:35:09,379 Maybe we should spend an extra day or two here and you and this Harvard-educated, 813 00:35:09,714 --> 00:35:12,302 rich doctor with an excellent jawline. 814 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:13,721 Did you get that done? 815 00:35:14,515 --> 00:35:15,517 Not my business. 816 00:35:15,601 --> 00:35:16,811 You two could catch up. 817 00:35:19,358 --> 00:35:21,738 Jeanie, I've missed you so much. 818 00:35:22,531 --> 00:35:23,533 You! 819 00:35:26,831 --> 00:35:28,084 I warned you. 820 00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:30,965 Nancy! Oh, you look terrific! 821 00:35:31,257 --> 00:35:32,384 He does great work! 822 00:35:32,844 --> 00:35:34,615 Nancy, Jeanie just stopped in with her daughter. 823 00:35:34,639 --> 00:35:35,640 Oh, my God! Mom? 824 00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:36,977 I warned you! 825 00:35:37,686 --> 00:35:41,402 Next time you come near my husband, it would be your last! 826 00:35:41,737 --> 00:35:42,738 Your husband? 827 00:35:42,823 --> 00:35:44,534 He is not wearing a wedding ring! 828 00:35:44,618 --> 00:35:46,019 You are not wearing a wedding ring! 829 00:35:46,079 --> 00:35:47,164 No! No, no, no, no, Nancy! 830 00:35:47,289 --> 00:35:48,124 No! Nancy! No! 831 00:35:48,208 --> 00:35:49,545 You're gonna hurt someone. 832 00:35:55,138 --> 00:35:56,976 - Run! - Nancy! Nancy! 833 00:35:57,853 --> 00:36:00,900 Oh, my God! Go! Go! Go! Go! 834 00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:01,986 Oh, my God! 835 00:36:04,283 --> 00:36:06,036 - Get in the car! - Oh, my god, Mom! 836 00:36:07,914 --> 00:36:08,959 Go, go, go, go, go! 837 00:36:12,174 --> 00:36:13,301 Oh my god! 838 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,945 Oh my god! 839 00:36:26,202 --> 00:36:28,415 Don't even think about coming back! 840 00:36:28,874 --> 00:36:30,920 That was insane. 841 00:36:31,713 --> 00:36:32,715 It'll be fine. 842 00:36:33,174 --> 00:36:34,176 How's your elbow? 843 00:36:34,344 --> 00:36:36,473 What? Oh, better. Thank you. 844 00:36:36,848 --> 00:36:38,810 I'm really sorry it made us go there. 845 00:36:39,938 --> 00:36:42,902 Well, you know, it's not like you knew it was my ex's practice. 846 00:36:43,946 --> 00:36:44,948 Yeah. 847 00:36:45,658 --> 00:36:46,826 Small world. 848 00:36:46,868 --> 00:36:49,582 It did seem like you two were kind of having a moment 849 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,963 there before we almost got murdered by his wife. 850 00:36:52,338 --> 00:36:53,465 You know, it's funny. 851 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:58,225 I spent the last two decades fantasizing about Tim, you know, the one who got away. 852 00:36:58,392 --> 00:36:59,394 Yeah. 853 00:36:59,435 --> 00:37:01,398 Now I see exactly what was wrong. 854 00:37:02,066 --> 00:37:03,695 Like that he's married? 855 00:37:03,736 --> 00:37:07,118 Well, yeah, but also, he never stood up for me. 856 00:37:07,786 --> 00:37:10,291 With Wayne, I always feel so supported. 857 00:37:12,588 --> 00:37:13,590 Yeah. 858 00:37:14,842 --> 00:37:16,470 Oh, shit! 859 00:37:16,846 --> 00:37:19,476 I wasn't speeding. Will you hand me my purse? 860 00:37:19,643 --> 00:37:20,645 I threw it in the back. 861 00:37:22,316 --> 00:37:23,318 Oh my god. 862 00:37:24,988 --> 00:37:26,407 Why is there cocaine in our car? 863 00:37:26,657 --> 00:37:29,288 Because Cheryl is a very generous gift giver. 864 00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:30,623 It's worth a fortune. 865 00:37:31,042 --> 00:37:33,379 Mom, the cop is gonna see this. 866 00:37:33,671 --> 00:37:34,953 And then I'm gonna go to prison. 867 00:37:35,258 --> 00:37:36,803 I'm gonna go to prison with my mom. 868 00:37:37,012 --> 00:37:38,014 Oh my god. 869 00:37:39,433 --> 00:37:40,435 What are you doing? 870 00:37:42,314 --> 00:37:45,404 - Oh my god. - Okay. Listen to me, Alice. 871 00:37:46,155 --> 00:37:49,036 Men will do anything if you flirt with them in the right way. 872 00:37:49,161 --> 00:37:50,623 It's our superpower as women. 873 00:37:50,915 --> 00:37:52,418 Mom, I can't. I'm not like you. 874 00:37:52,543 --> 00:37:53,545 Yes, you are. 875 00:37:53,629 --> 00:37:55,030 You just have to do three things... 876 00:37:55,174 --> 00:37:59,099 Use his name, laugh at whatever he says, and give him a look like this. 877 00:37:59,599 --> 00:38:01,770 - I can't do that. - Oh, yes you can. 878 00:38:01,853 --> 00:38:02,854 No. 879 00:38:02,940 --> 00:38:04,192 I trust you. Love you. 880 00:38:04,275 --> 00:38:06,405 No, I can't, mom. I can't. 881 00:38:07,073 --> 00:38:08,075 Uh... Hi. 882 00:38:08,409 --> 00:38:09,703 Officer Dinkleman. 883 00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:11,415 Wow. Cool name. 884 00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:13,032 You know why I pulled you over? 885 00:38:13,502 --> 00:38:14,504 No. 886 00:38:14,797 --> 00:38:16,634 Officer Dinkleman. I don't. 887 00:38:16,843 --> 00:38:18,095 You got a busted taillight. 888 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,681 Well... 889 00:38:20,767 --> 00:38:21,894 We hit a deer. 890 00:38:22,521 --> 00:38:23,523 From the back. 891 00:38:24,024 --> 00:38:25,109 Crazy, right? 892 00:38:25,402 --> 00:38:27,071 I mean, what are the odds? 893 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,117 So funny. Not for the deer. 894 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:32,123 Oh, it's a powder explosion. 895 00:38:32,207 --> 00:38:34,754 My daughter just loves those mini gas station donuts. 896 00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:37,217 - Dinkleman. - Gross. No one likes those. 897 00:38:37,301 --> 00:38:40,223 Oh, I do. They're my guilty pleasure. 898 00:38:40,599 --> 00:38:43,730 Must have spilled them when we hit the deer. 899 00:38:46,027 --> 00:38:48,429 If you promise to go to a mechanic, I can give you a warning. 900 00:38:49,075 --> 00:38:50,076 Really? 901 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:51,705 Mm-hm. Safe travels. 902 00:38:51,747 --> 00:38:54,251 Thank you. 903 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,965 I can't believe that actually worked. 904 00:38:57,257 --> 00:38:58,343 So proud of you, honey. 905 00:38:58,677 --> 00:39:00,389 We just have to work on your flirting face. 906 00:39:00,723 --> 00:39:02,059 Why was the lip-bite too much? 907 00:39:02,394 --> 00:39:04,856 Mm. I'd have given more cannibal than coquette. 908 00:39:04,981 --> 00:39:06,902 - Okay. - I can take that feedback. 909 00:39:07,529 --> 00:39:11,370 Speaking of coquette, we need to get this stuff out of here immediately. 910 00:39:11,453 --> 00:39:13,499 - Mm. - Good call with the donuts, mom. 911 00:39:13,624 --> 00:39:14,727 How'd you come up with that? 912 00:39:14,751 --> 00:39:16,233 I still have few tricks up my sleeve. 913 00:39:16,422 --> 00:39:17,984 - Yeah. - Come on. I'm hungry. Let's go. 914 00:39:18,092 --> 00:39:19,094 Okay. 915 00:39:22,058 --> 00:39:24,479 Is that... No, it couldn't be. 916 00:39:24,771 --> 00:39:27,444 Don't I know you from... from high school? 917 00:39:27,569 --> 00:39:29,949 Do you remember? It's me. Hey. 918 00:39:30,158 --> 00:39:31,619 How are you here? 919 00:39:32,872 --> 00:39:36,086 Oh, I just happened to be passing by my favorite pit stop. 920 00:39:36,838 --> 00:39:38,901 Which is why I recommended it to your mother yesterday. 921 00:39:38,925 --> 00:39:40,303 Oh, did you? 922 00:39:40,344 --> 00:39:44,061 I thought it would be rude if I didn't text him after he gave you his number. 923 00:39:44,186 --> 00:39:47,568 - Mm. - So, uh, seeing as you're here, 924 00:39:47,610 --> 00:39:49,363 Clive and I are playing at a festival 925 00:39:49,447 --> 00:39:51,369 nearby, so it'd be great if you two came through. 926 00:39:51,409 --> 00:39:55,084 Oh. We have a lot of driving to do today, mother. 927 00:39:55,626 --> 00:39:58,048 So, I just don't know that we have time. 928 00:39:58,298 --> 00:39:59,299 Come on. It'll be fun. 929 00:39:59,425 --> 00:40:01,638 You can leave immediately after we finish playing, 930 00:40:01,721 --> 00:40:04,310 and I will play so fast, just for you. 931 00:40:08,903 --> 00:40:10,740 - Sure. - Okay. Good. Okay. Great. 932 00:40:10,824 --> 00:40:11,826 Woo! 933 00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:13,873 Good. All right. Uh, Clive is waiting in the van, 934 00:40:13,913 --> 00:40:16,126 so, uh, I will text you the address. 935 00:40:16,627 --> 00:40:18,171 Okay. Great. Thank you very much. 936 00:40:18,255 --> 00:40:19,925 - And, uh, may I? - Yep. 937 00:40:20,593 --> 00:40:21,595 We'll see you later. 938 00:40:21,679 --> 00:40:23,808 - Okay. - Woo-hoo! 939 00:40:24,058 --> 00:40:27,357 - This'll be fun. - What are you up to? 940 00:40:27,566 --> 00:40:28,568 Oh, come on. 941 00:40:30,321 --> 00:40:31,615 - I can feel it. - Ah. 942 00:40:32,659 --> 00:40:34,371 Unbelievable. 943 00:40:42,972 --> 00:40:46,020 Oh, what great outfits. 944 00:40:46,103 --> 00:40:47,481 No, this is not a music festival. 945 00:40:47,522 --> 00:40:48,817 This is gonna be so much fun. 946 00:40:48,901 --> 00:40:50,195 I always wanted to be a wench. 947 00:40:55,539 --> 00:40:57,250 Oh, I like your cape. 948 00:40:57,418 --> 00:40:58,587 Oh, my goodness. 949 00:40:58,670 --> 00:40:59,839 What is over here? 950 00:41:00,048 --> 00:41:01,217 Is this harvest stuff? 951 00:41:08,315 --> 00:41:09,359 Woo. 952 00:41:11,404 --> 00:41:12,405 Wow... 953 00:41:12,448 --> 00:41:17,250 ♪ On a cold and rainy afternoon ♪ 954 00:41:18,418 --> 00:41:20,506 ♪ You found my pieces ♪ 955 00:41:20,548 --> 00:41:23,303 ♪ Fighting back to life ♪ 956 00:41:24,556 --> 00:41:27,270 ♪ Facially you're lifting me ♪ 957 00:41:27,771 --> 00:41:29,567 ♪ From my arms... ♪ 958 00:41:29,650 --> 00:41:30,902 Look at those fingers go. 959 00:41:32,154 --> 00:41:34,284 That's why you date guitarists and not drummers. 960 00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:36,288 - Mom! - Never drummers. 961 00:41:36,414 --> 00:41:37,499 Okay. 962 00:41:45,014 --> 00:41:46,410 All right. Thank you very much. 963 00:41:46,434 --> 00:41:47,686 That's been our time. 964 00:41:52,571 --> 00:41:54,033 What? Mom? No. Mom. 965 00:41:54,283 --> 00:41:56,045 I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna be a second. 966 00:41:56,621 --> 00:41:57,623 Okay? 967 00:41:58,708 --> 00:41:59,710 Hey. 968 00:41:59,794 --> 00:42:00,796 Hey. 969 00:42:01,715 --> 00:42:03,301 - That was great. - Thanks. 970 00:42:03,426 --> 00:42:06,140 I mean, really, really great. 971 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:07,602 Thanks so much. 972 00:42:07,685 --> 00:42:08,872 And thank you so much for coming. 973 00:42:08,896 --> 00:42:09,897 Well, yeah. 974 00:42:09,940 --> 00:42:12,695 We would certainly not forbear it, good sir. 975 00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:14,616 Okay. 976 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:18,206 It's a little Renaissance Faire Shake... speare. 977 00:42:18,332 --> 00:42:20,628 You know, we wouldn't have missed it. 978 00:42:20,753 --> 00:42:22,715 And, uh, look, I know you said you had 979 00:42:22,757 --> 00:42:25,011 to hit the road or whatever, but this is a... 980 00:42:25,596 --> 00:42:28,352 really cool place and, uh, I don't know, did you 981 00:42:28,435 --> 00:42:30,898 want to maybe take a walk, check it out and catch up? 982 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,783 I do, um, it's just we, well, we have a schedule 983 00:42:35,826 --> 00:42:37,620 and I can't really abandon my mom. 984 00:42:37,662 --> 00:42:40,376 - Oh. - Oh, oh, no. 985 00:42:40,418 --> 00:42:44,175 How would I ever find shelter or ale without my daughter? 986 00:42:44,551 --> 00:42:45,554 Well... 987 00:42:45,637 --> 00:42:47,600 Honey, I know you think you have to take care 988 00:42:47,683 --> 00:42:49,895 of me, but you don't because I'm older than you. 989 00:42:51,148 --> 00:42:52,484 - Barely. - Mm-hm. 990 00:42:53,945 --> 00:42:57,035 Why don't you kids go have some fun and make me a grandbaby? 991 00:42:57,118 --> 00:42:59,790 - Mom! - Oh, come on, we're at a ren faire. 992 00:42:59,874 --> 00:43:01,979 - Just go plunder each other's booty. - Please ignore her. 993 00:43:02,003 --> 00:43:03,004 Wow. 994 00:43:03,047 --> 00:43:04,049 Let's go. 995 00:43:04,091 --> 00:43:05,093 Yes. Okay. 996 00:43:09,101 --> 00:43:11,105 - Clive, is it? - Yes. 997 00:43:11,439 --> 00:43:13,276 Come on, Clive, let's go find a cup of mead. 998 00:43:14,362 --> 00:43:15,364 Yeah, okay. 999 00:43:16,407 --> 00:43:17,409 Let's do it. 1000 00:43:18,119 --> 00:43:19,831 Let's see what you got, Katniss Everdeen. 1001 00:43:20,165 --> 00:43:21,584 Just give it a little... 1002 00:43:21,627 --> 00:43:22,712 Pull it back a little bit. 1003 00:43:22,796 --> 00:43:24,675 Pull back. You got this. You got this. 1004 00:43:24,758 --> 00:43:25,760 And... 1005 00:43:26,804 --> 00:43:27,806 Ha! 1006 00:43:28,516 --> 00:43:29,518 Not bad. 1007 00:43:29,643 --> 00:43:31,062 - Wait, same time, ready? - Uh-huh. 1008 00:43:31,145 --> 00:43:32,983 Okay, go. One, two, three. 1009 00:43:43,421 --> 00:43:44,423 Two. 1010 00:43:45,341 --> 00:43:46,343 Congrats. 1011 00:43:46,802 --> 00:43:49,391 Oh, your lap is so comfy. 1012 00:43:50,018 --> 00:43:51,020 Oh. 1013 00:43:51,228 --> 00:43:53,441 - I look like a princess. - You absolutely do. 1014 00:43:54,276 --> 00:43:55,445 Oh, yes. 1015 00:43:56,447 --> 00:43:57,449 Oh, ooh, ooh. 1016 00:44:08,805 --> 00:44:09,974 Woo! 1017 00:44:10,141 --> 00:44:11,503 Thanks for inviting me and my mom. 1018 00:44:11,603 --> 00:44:13,230 - Of course. - This is fun. 1019 00:44:13,690 --> 00:44:14,942 You two seem close. 1020 00:44:17,030 --> 00:44:18,968 I didn't mean to open up a can of worms like I'm so... 1021 00:44:18,992 --> 00:44:20,454 That wasn't a trick question or... 1022 00:44:20,579 --> 00:44:24,087 It's okay. My mom and I are a work in progress. 1023 00:44:24,670 --> 00:44:25,672 How so? 1024 00:44:26,216 --> 00:44:28,804 Do you want the real answer or...? 1025 00:44:29,973 --> 00:44:30,974 The real answer. 1026 00:44:31,476 --> 00:44:34,775 It's sort of like my whole life I have been her single mom. 1027 00:44:35,401 --> 00:44:38,448 And if I recall, your father wasn't around, right? Yeah. 1028 00:44:38,490 --> 00:44:40,035 - Mm-mm. - Sorry to bring that up. 1029 00:44:40,119 --> 00:44:41,121 It's okay. 1030 00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:42,981 You can't miss what you don't know. 1031 00:44:43,083 --> 00:44:46,256 Not that I have, like, crazy daddy issues or something. 1032 00:44:46,465 --> 00:44:47,634 I'm sorry, I've got bad news. 1033 00:44:47,759 --> 00:44:49,513 - What? - You are at a Renaissance faire. 1034 00:44:51,057 --> 00:44:52,477 On a date with a guy from a band. 1035 00:44:52,769 --> 00:44:53,855 You have got daddy issues. 1036 00:44:54,188 --> 00:44:55,775 Okay. Okay, I see your point. 1037 00:44:57,571 --> 00:44:59,575 - What? - This is a date, right? 1038 00:45:00,660 --> 00:45:02,080 Good sir. 1039 00:45:02,664 --> 00:45:06,505 I do not share a turkey leg with just anyone. 1040 00:45:06,756 --> 00:45:08,358 Okay, well, I'm very happy to hear that. 1041 00:45:08,384 --> 00:45:13,144 Now, if only we had some desserts, like a huge stack of mini-powdered doughnuts. 1042 00:45:13,394 --> 00:45:15,523 - You like those? - They're the best dessert easily. 1043 00:45:15,649 --> 00:45:16,735 - Top ten. - I know! 1044 00:45:16,777 --> 00:45:18,130 - They're the greatest. - Incredible. 1045 00:45:18,154 --> 00:45:19,073 - Top two. - My favorite. 1046 00:45:19,156 --> 00:45:20,158 And they're not two. 1047 00:45:20,785 --> 00:45:21,787 Wow! 1048 00:45:22,329 --> 00:45:26,253 And, just to put your mind at ease, I grew up in a household 1049 00:45:26,337 --> 00:45:28,651 with a happily married couple, and look how that worked out. 1050 00:45:28,675 --> 00:45:30,906 I live in a van, and my parents don't return my phone calls. 1051 00:45:30,930 --> 00:45:32,308 - Really? - Yeah. 1052 00:45:32,934 --> 00:45:33,936 I'm... 1053 00:45:34,395 --> 00:45:35,397 I'm so sorry, why? 1054 00:45:35,606 --> 00:45:38,946 I did the whole law school thing, got a great job at a great firm, 1055 00:45:39,197 --> 00:45:41,451 and I was miserable. 1056 00:45:42,996 --> 00:45:44,600 And one day I was going to work, and there 1057 00:45:44,624 --> 00:45:47,840 was a homeless gentleman playing some music. 1058 00:45:48,090 --> 00:45:52,640 I was so jealous that he got to sing, and I was stuck writing 1059 00:45:52,724 --> 00:45:54,435 NDAs for diaper companies. 1060 00:45:54,645 --> 00:45:58,945 So, I gave him all the money I had in my pocket, and I quit. 1061 00:45:59,530 --> 00:46:00,532 Wow. 1062 00:46:01,241 --> 00:46:02,243 That's how it happened. 1063 00:46:02,410 --> 00:46:04,080 - Mm-hm. - How about you? 1064 00:46:04,164 --> 00:46:05,646 I bet you're doing something amazing. 1065 00:46:05,709 --> 00:46:07,880 I was so intimidated by you in high school. 1066 00:46:08,046 --> 00:46:09,047 - What? - Yeah! 1067 00:46:09,090 --> 00:46:10,594 - You were? - Obviously. 1068 00:46:10,677 --> 00:46:11,679 Okay... 1069 00:46:12,054 --> 00:46:15,103 Brilliant. Creative. Beautiful. 1070 00:46:15,187 --> 00:46:17,749 I was shaking in my orthopedic sneakers every time you walked by. 1071 00:46:18,902 --> 00:46:20,155 Well, that is very sweet. 1072 00:46:21,657 --> 00:46:22,760 I'm going to disappoint you. 1073 00:46:22,784 --> 00:46:23,786 I don't think so. 1074 00:46:24,246 --> 00:46:25,582 I work in HR now. 1075 00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:29,298 It is very... whatever. 1076 00:46:32,179 --> 00:46:34,976 If you think it's "whatever," then you should do something else. 1077 00:46:36,563 --> 00:46:39,068 Like, quit my job and become a singer? 1078 00:46:40,403 --> 00:46:44,078 I'm just saying that you should go after whatever you want 1079 00:46:44,203 --> 00:46:48,796 because you are too amazing to settle for anything less. 1080 00:47:02,699 --> 00:47:04,494 What I want is to go back to your van. 1081 00:47:07,250 --> 00:47:08,252 Really? 1082 00:47:09,462 --> 00:47:10,464 Really. 1083 00:47:19,399 --> 00:47:20,401 Mm. 1084 00:47:22,948 --> 00:47:24,159 - Hm? - We fell asleep? 1085 00:47:24,368 --> 00:47:25,370 Mm-hmm. 1086 00:47:25,913 --> 00:47:28,627 Oh! Oh no! Hi! 1087 00:47:28,835 --> 00:47:30,631 - Hi. - I left my mom alone. 1088 00:47:30,756 --> 00:47:33,220 All night. Um... Okay. 1089 00:47:33,595 --> 00:47:37,144 Uh... Oh my god. I can't believe we did that last night. 1090 00:47:37,228 --> 00:47:38,749 I can't believe I did that last night. 1091 00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:39,900 Did... Did what? 1092 00:47:40,025 --> 00:47:41,027 Because there was... 1093 00:47:41,361 --> 00:47:42,363 We did a lot last night. 1094 00:47:45,535 --> 00:47:48,083 Wait. Um... My mother. 1095 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:51,297 Um... When, uh... When can I see you again? 1096 00:47:52,007 --> 00:47:53,051 You want to see me again. 1097 00:47:53,594 --> 00:47:55,765 Yeah. Do you, uh... 1098 00:47:55,974 --> 00:47:57,393 Do you want to see me again? 1099 00:48:01,694 --> 00:48:02,696 Yeah. 1100 00:48:09,793 --> 00:48:12,882 Well, uh... How about, uh... 1101 00:48:12,924 --> 00:48:15,305 Just off the top of my head about a Buffalo, maybe? 1102 00:48:16,724 --> 00:48:17,935 - Oh? - Yeah. 1103 00:48:17,977 --> 00:48:20,315 You're gonna be there with your mom, right? 1104 00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:22,862 - Mm-hmm. - And we'll be passing through... 1105 00:48:28,957 --> 00:48:29,959 - Um... - Um... 1106 00:48:33,341 --> 00:48:35,929 The mailbox belonging to Jeanie Anderson is full. 1107 00:48:35,971 --> 00:48:37,433 Is full. Come on, Mom. 1108 00:48:39,395 --> 00:48:40,397 Okay. 1109 00:48:40,898 --> 00:48:42,777 - Hi! - Alice! Hi. 1110 00:48:42,985 --> 00:48:44,530 I have really big news and... 1111 00:48:46,242 --> 00:48:47,370 Hold on. Did you get laid? 1112 00:48:47,703 --> 00:48:50,167 - You're glowing. - Yeah. 1113 00:48:50,834 --> 00:48:53,215 Last night, a guy I went to high school with... 1114 00:48:53,799 --> 00:48:55,052 I slept in his van. 1115 00:48:55,929 --> 00:48:56,931 I mean, wow. 1116 00:48:57,181 --> 00:48:59,686 That is something that I would do, and that's not a compliment. 1117 00:48:59,769 --> 00:49:00,772 I know! 1118 00:49:00,939 --> 00:49:04,153 Well, listen, it's gonna be hard to be a groupie when they... 1119 00:49:04,989 --> 00:49:05,990 promote you. 1120 00:49:06,032 --> 00:49:07,034 What do you know? 1121 00:49:07,493 --> 00:49:11,209 I mean, I may have accidentally eavesdropped on a certain meeting 1122 00:49:11,292 --> 00:49:14,375 where they were talking about a director position, and you don't look excited. 1123 00:49:15,259 --> 00:49:17,389 No, I... I am. I just... 1124 00:49:19,435 --> 00:49:22,358 I'm just starting to wonder if I want to be in HR for the rest of my life. 1125 00:49:22,858 --> 00:49:27,117 Babe, I've been waiting for you to say that for two years now. 1126 00:49:29,079 --> 00:49:31,584 So you don't think I'm crazy if I pass on the promotion? 1127 00:49:32,085 --> 00:49:34,673 No, I don't think you're crazy, but speaking of crazy, 1128 00:49:34,757 --> 00:49:37,554 how goes Operation Wedding Crash? 1129 00:49:39,475 --> 00:49:41,312 I'm starting to feel so guilty, actually. 1130 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,882 We're having so much fun together. 1131 00:49:43,692 --> 00:49:45,696 And I... I don't know, maybe she's not 1132 00:49:45,780 --> 00:49:47,909 this train wreck I always think she is, 1133 00:49:48,117 --> 00:49:49,118 or... 1134 00:49:49,161 --> 00:49:50,581 that she definitely used to be. 1135 00:49:51,248 --> 00:49:55,298 Okay, so you are sleeping in a van, prioritizing work-life balance, 1136 00:49:55,466 --> 00:49:57,147 and giving Jeanie the benefit of the doubt. 1137 00:49:58,054 --> 00:49:59,056 Who are you? 1138 00:49:59,808 --> 00:50:00,810 I don't know. 1139 00:50:01,018 --> 00:50:02,020 New Alice. 1140 00:50:02,730 --> 00:50:04,776 I can't wait to meet her. Bye! 1141 00:50:08,033 --> 00:50:09,703 Oh... 1142 00:50:10,162 --> 00:50:11,164 Hello? 1143 00:50:13,544 --> 00:50:14,546 She did what?! 1144 00:50:15,131 --> 00:50:16,926 No, I'm... I'm coming right now. 1145 00:50:19,013 --> 00:50:21,978 I know you're the professionals, but trust me. 1146 00:50:22,688 --> 00:50:27,363 It's circle, circle, flick, nibble. 1147 00:50:27,948 --> 00:50:28,950 - Blammo! - Ohhh. 1148 00:50:30,244 --> 00:50:31,581 There's our favorite inmate! 1149 00:50:31,956 --> 00:50:34,420 Oh, Officer Brent! 1150 00:50:34,462 --> 00:50:35,464 Hi, sweetie. 1151 00:50:35,547 --> 00:50:36,549 How are you? 1152 00:50:36,716 --> 00:50:38,595 Uh, not great. 1153 00:50:39,095 --> 00:50:41,893 You broke into someone's house and fell asleep on their couch. 1154 00:50:42,059 --> 00:50:43,980 - What were you doing? - I had to pee. 1155 00:50:44,482 --> 00:50:46,110 After drinking all day with Clive? 1156 00:50:46,736 --> 00:50:48,178 And the bathrooms were out of order. 1157 00:50:48,364 --> 00:50:50,118 So you broke into someone's house? 1158 00:50:50,494 --> 00:50:52,696 You're lucky the homeowners don't want to press charges. 1159 00:50:53,959 --> 00:50:54,961 Oh, you see? 1160 00:50:55,045 --> 00:50:55,880 So it's no big deal. 1161 00:50:55,963 --> 00:50:56,965 It is a big deal. 1162 00:50:57,633 --> 00:51:00,180 Breaking and entering is literally a big deal. 1163 00:51:01,015 --> 00:51:03,269 There are consequences for your actions. I mean... 1164 00:51:03,896 --> 00:51:06,735 I mean, not in this case, I understand, but normally in the real world. 1165 00:51:07,570 --> 00:51:08,572 Come on! 1166 00:51:09,491 --> 00:51:12,037 Okay, there's no need to be so dramatic. 1167 00:51:12,121 --> 00:51:13,666 I mean, it's not like anyone got hurt. 1168 00:51:15,628 --> 00:51:16,630 I got hurt. 1169 00:51:17,298 --> 00:51:18,676 I am hurt. 1170 00:51:20,346 --> 00:51:22,725 Do you not understand that worrying about you hurts me? 1171 00:51:24,187 --> 00:51:27,152 Worrying all the time, not knowing if you're okay, following you around, 1172 00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:28,601 cleaning up all of your messes. 1173 00:51:29,322 --> 00:51:32,662 I haven't had a day to be irresponsible ever! 1174 00:51:32,745 --> 00:51:34,876 I had one night of fun and you're in jail! 1175 00:51:34,959 --> 00:51:36,128 You think that's dramatic? 1176 00:51:36,838 --> 00:51:38,007 Alice, that's not fair. 1177 00:51:38,424 --> 00:51:39,986 Nothing about our relationship is fair! 1178 00:51:41,388 --> 00:51:43,184 Oh, my god. 1179 00:51:43,894 --> 00:51:46,190 I actually can't believe I thought things were changing! 1180 00:51:47,025 --> 00:51:48,026 Ha! 1181 00:51:48,987 --> 00:51:52,870 So, there's some paperwork that needs to be filled out. 1182 00:51:53,330 --> 00:51:54,415 Yeah, I'll handle it. 1183 00:51:55,292 --> 00:51:56,294 I always handle it. 1184 00:51:57,254 --> 00:51:59,376 Have fun saying goodbye to all your fancy new friends. 1185 00:52:00,135 --> 00:52:01,137 Ladies. 1186 00:52:14,288 --> 00:52:15,289 - Okay... - Thank you. 1187 00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:17,378 Oh, yeah. 1188 00:52:17,879 --> 00:52:20,342 Also took the liberty of charging Mrs. Anderson's 1189 00:52:20,384 --> 00:52:22,931 cell phone for her after we used it to play Heads Up. 1190 00:52:24,476 --> 00:52:25,895 You played games in jail? 1191 00:52:27,106 --> 00:52:28,187 Your mom talked us into it. 1192 00:52:29,235 --> 00:52:30,237 We had a blast. 1193 00:52:32,534 --> 00:52:34,816 Bet there's never a dull moment with her around, is there? 1194 00:52:35,331 --> 00:52:37,419 No, there isn't. 1195 00:52:38,421 --> 00:52:40,675 Okay, I'll go grab her personals and bring her out. 1196 00:52:41,302 --> 00:52:42,304 Okay, thanks. 1197 00:52:46,604 --> 00:52:49,151 Uh... Hello? 1198 00:52:49,234 --> 00:52:51,030 Jeanie Bean! 1199 00:52:51,071 --> 00:52:53,367 Oh! Wayne, no, this is Alice. 1200 00:52:53,702 --> 00:52:55,413 My mom... 1201 00:52:55,998 --> 00:52:57,359 can't come to the phone right now. 1202 00:52:57,710 --> 00:52:59,832 Well, I've been calling her all night. Is she alright? 1203 00:53:00,256 --> 00:53:04,807 See, I gotta get her opinion on the location for Suds and Swig. 1204 00:53:05,392 --> 00:53:07,396 Huh? Suds and Swig? 1205 00:53:08,022 --> 00:53:10,235 Yeah, see, that's the business we're starting. 1206 00:53:10,986 --> 00:53:13,909 It's a laundromat that's also a bar. 1207 00:53:14,244 --> 00:53:17,208 Now, listen up. Get this. You ready? 1208 00:53:18,502 --> 00:53:21,758 Get your clothes washed while you get sloshed. 1209 00:53:23,428 --> 00:53:24,514 It's catchy, right? 1210 00:53:24,806 --> 00:53:26,017 Mmm, genius. 1211 00:53:26,978 --> 00:53:30,567 See, only thing is, she's gotta apply for the liquor license. 1212 00:53:31,194 --> 00:53:32,488 I can't legally do it. 1213 00:53:32,698 --> 00:53:36,914 Even though that "incident" was 30 frickin' years ago. 1214 00:53:38,083 --> 00:53:39,085 Wayne? 1215 00:53:39,837 --> 00:53:40,839 Yeah. 1216 00:53:42,968 --> 00:53:44,930 The reason my mom can't come to the phone 1217 00:53:44,972 --> 00:53:47,059 right now is because she met someone else. 1218 00:53:47,311 --> 00:53:49,398 I'm sorry. It's over. 1219 00:53:49,481 --> 00:53:52,321 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on here. 1220 00:53:52,821 --> 00:53:54,116 That can't be. 1221 00:53:54,283 --> 00:53:55,660 You see, we're soulmates. 1222 00:53:55,952 --> 00:53:58,082 You know, we're two sunny bunnies and a honey hutch. 1223 00:53:58,207 --> 00:54:00,420 I understand that this is, um, 1224 00:54:00,503 --> 00:54:07,935 probably hard to hear, but, you know, she and, uh, Daryl are very much in love. 1225 00:54:07,977 --> 00:54:08,979 If you're... 1226 00:54:09,146 --> 00:54:10,751 Just so very happy together and she didn't know 1227 00:54:10,775 --> 00:54:12,319 how to tell you, because she does 1228 00:54:12,402 --> 00:54:14,866 really care about you, but the wedding is off. 1229 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,287 I'm sorry. Goodbye. 1230 00:54:17,412 --> 00:54:18,414 Daryl! 1231 00:54:18,874 --> 00:54:19,876 Daryl! 1232 00:54:20,670 --> 00:54:21,964 What kind of name is Daryl? 1233 00:54:23,676 --> 00:54:24,761 I'll be a monkey's uncle. 1234 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:40,041 Block. 1235 00:54:40,793 --> 00:54:43,090 Jeanie: Sweet freedom! 1236 00:54:43,716 --> 00:54:44,718 I've got your phone. 1237 00:54:44,885 --> 00:54:46,221 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 1238 00:54:49,644 --> 00:54:50,647 Okay. 1239 00:54:51,314 --> 00:54:52,316 Let's see. 1240 00:54:53,068 --> 00:54:54,070 Okay. 1241 00:54:55,824 --> 00:54:57,619 Everything is here. 1242 00:54:57,745 --> 00:54:59,832 - We're all set. - Okay, great. 1243 00:54:59,999 --> 00:55:01,878 What is that? 1244 00:55:01,919 --> 00:55:03,882 It's Queenie. I told you. 1245 00:55:03,965 --> 00:55:05,385 You got her stuffed? 1246 00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:09,352 Well, I couldn't say goodbye to this wittle face. 1247 00:55:09,810 --> 00:55:11,314 Oh, no! 1248 00:55:12,441 --> 00:55:14,612 Has she been with you this whole time? 1249 00:55:14,779 --> 00:55:16,324 I told you that. 1250 00:55:16,449 --> 00:55:19,080 I thought you meant you were bringing her ashes! 1251 00:55:19,663 --> 00:55:20,499 Ew! 1252 00:55:20,582 --> 00:55:21,584 No! 1253 00:55:22,211 --> 00:55:24,715 Was she with us all day at the festival? 1254 00:55:25,175 --> 00:55:27,179 Well, I couldn't leave her in the hot car. 1255 00:55:27,304 --> 00:55:28,849 - That wouldn't be right. - Mom. 1256 00:55:29,810 --> 00:55:32,022 Also, the rental car would smell like formaldehyde. 1257 00:55:32,106 --> 00:55:33,108 Ew! 1258 00:55:34,778 --> 00:55:35,988 Oh, please put her away. 1259 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:37,562 I feel like she's staring at me. 1260 00:55:39,161 --> 00:55:40,205 I'm sorry, sweetie. 1261 00:55:41,333 --> 00:55:43,044 - Aw. - Ugh. 1262 00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:47,220 Are you still mad at me, sweetie? 1263 00:55:47,595 --> 00:55:48,949 Let's just forget about it. 1264 00:55:48,973 --> 00:55:50,393 We have a long day ahead of us. 1265 00:56:16,111 --> 00:56:17,113 Hmm. 1266 00:56:19,494 --> 00:56:20,496 Mom. 1267 00:56:20,829 --> 00:56:21,831 Mom! Oh! 1268 00:56:22,541 --> 00:56:23,543 Hi. 1269 00:56:26,299 --> 00:56:27,301 Wait. 1270 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:28,386 Where are we? 1271 00:56:29,597 --> 00:56:30,599 Come on. 1272 00:56:30,808 --> 00:56:31,810 You'll see. 1273 00:56:36,486 --> 00:56:38,950 We're here because it's a part of your history. 1274 00:56:39,785 --> 00:56:42,289 College is the chapter that you never got to finish. 1275 00:56:42,331 --> 00:56:44,335 Oh... I don't need to finish it. 1276 00:56:44,502 --> 00:56:47,466 Mom, your dream was to be a veterinarian. 1277 00:56:47,676 --> 00:56:50,974 No, and then I got pregnant with you and my dream became being your mom. 1278 00:56:51,224 --> 00:56:53,353 But I don't want you to give up your dream for me. 1279 00:56:53,855 --> 00:56:54,857 You could have both. 1280 00:56:55,733 --> 00:56:59,992 I spoke to the dean, and they offer continuing education classes for adults. 1281 00:57:00,827 --> 00:57:03,666 This could be your next chapter, Mom. 1282 00:57:05,628 --> 00:57:11,348 Honey, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I don't have that dream anymore. 1283 00:57:11,474 --> 00:57:14,104 And I don't have very good memories about this place. 1284 00:57:14,188 --> 00:57:15,315 Mom. 1285 00:57:15,398 --> 00:57:17,694 I know leaving here early was hard. 1286 00:57:18,822 --> 00:57:20,617 But you can come back. 1287 00:57:21,202 --> 00:57:22,997 You can do this. We're here. 1288 00:57:23,414 --> 00:57:24,416 Let's go in. 1289 00:57:24,583 --> 00:57:25,585 For me. 1290 00:57:28,550 --> 00:57:30,846 What if I run into some of my old classmates? 1291 00:57:31,515 --> 00:57:32,517 Mom. 1292 00:57:32,642 --> 00:57:37,985 Anyone you went to college with has either graduated, retired, or is dead. 1293 00:57:38,779 --> 00:57:39,781 Oh. 1294 00:57:40,407 --> 00:57:41,409 - Right. - Right? 1295 00:57:41,660 --> 00:57:42,537 - Yeah. - Okay. 1296 00:57:42,662 --> 00:57:43,663 Okay. 1297 00:57:43,830 --> 00:57:46,127 The dean of the veterinary school has office hours today. 1298 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,362 Getting a brochure can't hurt, right? 1299 00:57:49,384 --> 00:57:51,471 Sure. We're here anyway. 1300 00:57:52,849 --> 00:57:53,893 Just right here. 1301 00:57:55,145 --> 00:57:56,523 Oh. Mom. 1302 00:57:56,983 --> 00:57:57,985 Mom. 1303 00:57:58,110 --> 00:58:00,197 Ohh... Can I pet your dog? 1304 00:58:00,699 --> 00:58:01,701 Okay. 1305 00:58:01,993 --> 00:58:02,995 Oh. 1306 00:58:03,705 --> 00:58:04,707 Dean Stevens. 1307 00:58:04,957 --> 00:58:05,959 Hi. 1308 00:58:07,003 --> 00:58:08,715 Are you a student at the school? 1309 00:58:09,090 --> 00:58:11,512 Oh. No. I'm not a student. Thank you though. 1310 00:58:11,971 --> 00:58:13,056 My mom used to be. 1311 00:58:13,391 --> 00:58:14,392 Hey. Mom. 1312 00:58:14,935 --> 00:58:15,936 Mom. 1313 00:58:16,187 --> 00:58:17,189 Come meet the dean. 1314 00:58:17,399 --> 00:58:18,401 Huh? 1315 00:58:21,365 --> 00:58:23,035 - Peter. - Jean? 1316 00:58:23,536 --> 00:58:25,248 Peter, I had no idea. 1317 00:58:28,046 --> 00:58:29,048 Oh, I see. 1318 00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:31,052 He brought her here for what? 1319 00:58:31,552 --> 00:58:33,306 - Guilt? More money? - No. 1320 00:58:33,891 --> 00:58:35,161 Let's not forget you're an adult. 1321 00:58:35,185 --> 00:58:36,020 A legal adult. 1322 00:58:36,145 --> 00:58:38,734 Alice. We need to go. 1323 00:58:39,903 --> 00:58:41,990 Jean, I gave you $10,000 to not be involved. 1324 00:58:42,659 --> 00:58:44,746 - We had an agreement. - Hey! 1325 00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,376 We don't want your goddamn money! 1326 00:58:48,504 --> 00:58:50,466 My mom raised me all on her own. 1327 00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:52,387 Bought us a house on her own. 1328 00:58:52,595 --> 00:58:54,599 Paid for my college on her own. 1329 00:58:55,393 --> 00:58:56,937 We don't need anything from you! 1330 00:59:03,032 --> 00:59:04,035 Come on, mom. 1331 00:59:04,452 --> 00:59:05,454 Come on. 1332 00:59:22,155 --> 00:59:24,159 I didn't want you to find out that way. 1333 00:59:25,912 --> 00:59:27,434 You didn't want me to find out at all. 1334 00:59:31,341 --> 00:59:32,343 Did you love him? 1335 00:59:35,724 --> 00:59:36,809 I really thought I did. 1336 00:59:41,277 --> 00:59:42,321 But then I got pregnant. 1337 00:59:43,239 --> 00:59:44,283 And I saw the real him. 1338 00:59:45,118 --> 00:59:46,704 You could have told me who he was. 1339 00:59:49,085 --> 00:59:52,341 Peter made it very clear that he didn't want contact. 1340 00:59:52,383 --> 00:59:53,468 Not ever. 1341 00:59:56,140 --> 00:59:57,141 So... 1342 00:59:58,771 --> 01:00:04,533 I just decided it was better to lie rather than make you feel unwanted. 1343 01:00:06,870 --> 01:00:09,543 I understand you wanting to protect me as a child. 1344 01:00:11,296 --> 01:00:12,340 But when I got older... 1345 01:00:15,137 --> 01:00:16,682 I didn't know how to tell you. 1346 01:00:17,892 --> 01:00:19,396 I had already lied for so long. 1347 01:00:20,982 --> 01:00:21,985 I just... 1348 01:00:24,239 --> 01:00:26,081 I just thought it was better to leave it alone. 1349 01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:28,122 Yeah. 1350 01:00:29,207 --> 01:00:30,209 I... 1351 01:00:30,626 --> 01:00:31,628 That makes sense. 1352 01:00:37,265 --> 01:00:40,229 Let's just go to a motel and call it for today. 1353 01:00:40,731 --> 01:00:42,359 I'm exhausted. 1354 01:00:43,027 --> 01:00:44,029 Sound good? 1355 01:00:44,196 --> 01:00:45,407 - Okay. - Okay. 1356 01:01:05,697 --> 01:01:09,288 I've tried Wayne six times and it still says it's not in service. 1357 01:01:09,873 --> 01:01:10,875 Hmph. 1358 01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:13,088 I mean, he does use a pay-as-you-go. 1359 01:01:13,798 --> 01:01:16,344 So, he probably just hasn't had time to get a new card. 1360 01:01:17,179 --> 01:01:18,981 Running around, getting ready for the wedding. 1361 01:01:20,018 --> 01:01:21,707 I mean, I can't believe that's already here. 1362 01:01:21,731 --> 01:01:22,983 It's tomorrow. 1363 01:01:23,191 --> 01:01:24,193 Yeah, me neither. 1364 01:01:30,915 --> 01:01:33,086 Okay, well... 1365 01:01:33,921 --> 01:01:35,175 I'll go take off my face. 1366 01:01:36,844 --> 01:01:37,846 Just kidding. 1367 01:01:38,139 --> 01:01:39,141 I'll keep it. 1368 01:01:39,725 --> 01:01:40,726 Mm. 1369 01:01:46,907 --> 01:01:49,036 - Night. - Night. 1370 01:02:16,758 --> 01:02:18,679 - I got it. - Okay. 1371 01:02:18,887 --> 01:02:22,061 I'm supposed to meet Wes at the Canal Park Overlook. 1372 01:02:22,980 --> 01:02:24,900 If you want to meet me there after. 1373 01:02:25,401 --> 01:02:26,403 Okay. 1374 01:02:26,737 --> 01:02:29,534 I thought I'd take pictures with Queenie by the water. 1375 01:02:29,743 --> 01:02:31,413 - Mm. - Try Wayne again. 1376 01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:34,419 His phone still isn't working. 1377 01:02:35,171 --> 01:02:36,799 And the wedding's in six hours. 1378 01:02:38,678 --> 01:02:39,847 But he'll be there. 1379 01:02:40,014 --> 01:02:41,016 I know he will. 1380 01:02:41,434 --> 01:02:43,061 So... Okay, well... 1381 01:02:43,605 --> 01:02:44,607 Go have fun. 1382 01:02:45,107 --> 01:02:46,109 Find Wes. 1383 01:02:51,245 --> 01:02:52,664 - Hey. - Hey. 1384 01:02:52,831 --> 01:02:54,186 - So happy you're here. - Oh, yeah. 1385 01:02:54,210 --> 01:02:56,523 I was starting to get nervous when I didn't get your text back. 1386 01:02:56,547 --> 01:02:58,384 - Oh, sorry. Uh... - You're good. 1387 01:02:58,801 --> 01:03:00,013 Where'd you park your van? 1388 01:03:00,514 --> 01:03:01,724 Just a few blocks away. 1389 01:03:01,850 --> 01:03:02,852 Why? 1390 01:03:03,061 --> 01:03:04,063 Well, let's go. 1391 01:03:04,522 --> 01:03:06,526 Hey. Wait. You okay? 1392 01:03:06,609 --> 01:03:08,029 Yeah. I'm fine. 1393 01:03:08,571 --> 01:03:10,158 - Come on. - Hey, hey, hey. 1394 01:03:10,826 --> 01:03:11,828 Don't get me wrong. 1395 01:03:11,995 --> 01:03:14,142 The thought of sleeping together again sounds incredible 1396 01:03:14,166 --> 01:03:16,420 but I thought maybe we could go for a walk first. 1397 01:03:17,005 --> 01:03:18,676 Talk. Hear how you've been. 1398 01:03:18,759 --> 01:03:20,847 Trust me. You don't want to hear about any of that. 1399 01:03:20,930 --> 01:03:22,767 - Of course I do. - Let's just... Come on. 1400 01:03:22,809 --> 01:03:23,811 Alice, stop. 1401 01:03:24,938 --> 01:03:25,940 Is everything okay? 1402 01:03:26,148 --> 01:03:29,573 No. It's not. My mom got arrested. 1403 01:03:29,656 --> 01:03:30,616 What? 1404 01:03:30,658 --> 01:03:33,330 Because I chose myself for one night and I hung out with you. 1405 01:03:33,414 --> 01:03:34,775 And I wasn't watching out for her. 1406 01:03:35,209 --> 01:03:38,757 Then I met my long lost father who it turns out is really a dick. 1407 01:03:39,092 --> 01:03:41,263 And my mom has actually known about him my entire life. 1408 01:03:41,513 --> 01:03:43,075 And chose to keep him a secret from me. 1409 01:03:43,225 --> 01:03:44,896 So, no, Wes, everything is not okay. 1410 01:03:45,521 --> 01:03:49,404 And I would just love to be distracted and go and have some fun, meaningless sex. 1411 01:03:49,572 --> 01:03:51,453 Because apparently that's a thing that I do now. 1412 01:03:53,538 --> 01:03:54,540 Meaningless. 1413 01:03:54,624 --> 01:03:55,626 I mean... 1414 01:03:56,084 --> 01:03:57,939 Please don't pretend to be heartbroken about it. 1415 01:03:57,963 --> 01:03:59,090 I know that's what men want. 1416 01:03:59,299 --> 01:04:00,344 Sex without commitment. 1417 01:04:00,552 --> 01:04:01,553 I'm... I'm in. 1418 01:04:01,763 --> 01:04:02,765 You got it. 1419 01:04:03,934 --> 01:04:04,936 That's not what I want. 1420 01:04:07,483 --> 01:04:08,485 Okay. 1421 01:04:09,111 --> 01:04:10,113 Tell me what you want. 1422 01:04:10,697 --> 01:04:11,699 Well... 1423 01:04:11,783 --> 01:04:13,346 Well, for starters, how about some clarity 1424 01:04:13,370 --> 01:04:15,249 with the girl I've liked since the ninth grade? 1425 01:04:15,540 --> 01:04:17,336 Maybe take her out on a real date? 1426 01:04:17,544 --> 01:04:18,545 See where things go? 1427 01:04:18,588 --> 01:04:19,841 Where are things gonna go, Wes? 1428 01:04:21,636 --> 01:04:25,560 I have a stable, regimented life in St. Louis and you live in a van. 1429 01:04:26,229 --> 01:04:27,871 Can we just let this fling be what it is? 1430 01:04:27,941 --> 01:04:28,943 Can it just be fun? 1431 01:04:30,655 --> 01:04:31,816 Is that clear enough for you? 1432 01:04:34,413 --> 01:04:35,415 Yeah. 1433 01:04:37,377 --> 01:04:39,005 Look, I'm not trying to hurt you. 1434 01:04:39,088 --> 01:04:40,370 I'm just trying to be realistic. 1435 01:04:40,675 --> 01:04:41,677 Are you? 1436 01:04:42,637 --> 01:04:44,433 Or are you just giving up on something before 1437 01:04:44,516 --> 01:04:47,021 you've even tried because you're too damn scared? 1438 01:04:49,443 --> 01:04:50,445 I'll see you around. 1439 01:05:04,389 --> 01:05:05,391 Hi, sweetie! 1440 01:05:06,686 --> 01:05:07,730 Hi, where's Wes? 1441 01:05:08,439 --> 01:05:10,486 Uh... He's gone, Mom. 1442 01:05:10,778 --> 01:05:12,006 I-I don't want to talk about it. 1443 01:05:12,030 --> 01:05:13,032 - Can we just go? - What? 1444 01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:15,036 - Please. - Oh! Wayne! 1445 01:05:15,328 --> 01:05:18,084 Honey, whatever I did, I'm sorry. 1446 01:05:18,377 --> 01:05:19,712 I just had to come see you. 1447 01:05:20,004 --> 01:05:21,549 How did you even find us here? 1448 01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:25,557 Well, we share locations on our phone, just like we share everything. 1449 01:05:26,393 --> 01:05:27,395 At least we used to. 1450 01:05:27,853 --> 01:05:29,065 Please, baby, just talk to me. 1451 01:05:29,399 --> 01:05:31,486 Look, we don't have to start a business. 1452 01:05:32,071 --> 01:05:33,873 Hell, we don't even have to get hitched today. 1453 01:05:33,908 --> 01:05:35,369 I just love you so much, baby. 1454 01:05:35,494 --> 01:05:36,495 I'll do anything. 1455 01:05:36,579 --> 01:05:37,958 Don't give up on us. Please, babe. 1456 01:05:38,125 --> 01:05:39,210 I'm just begging you. 1457 01:05:39,377 --> 01:05:40,797 I'm begging you, please. 1458 01:05:41,339 --> 01:05:43,468 You're the one who hasn't called. 1459 01:05:44,095 --> 01:05:46,684 I've been so worried, and your phone's not working. 1460 01:05:47,059 --> 01:05:48,103 What you talking about? 1461 01:05:48,395 --> 01:05:50,650 I called you 14 times yesterday. 1462 01:05:50,775 --> 01:05:53,238 Ever since Alice told me you found someone new. 1463 01:05:53,614 --> 01:05:55,255 And I'm going to tell you this right now. 1464 01:05:55,744 --> 01:06:03,384 I will fight this Daryl guy for your love, or form a... a... a throuple. 1465 01:06:04,678 --> 01:06:06,682 You told him I met someone else? 1466 01:06:07,726 --> 01:06:09,813 Wayne, can I have a minute alone with my mom, please? 1467 01:06:10,273 --> 01:06:13,112 Well, sure thing. Uh... 1468 01:06:13,780 --> 01:06:15,700 Okay, I'll be back. 1469 01:06:15,951 --> 01:06:17,352 I'll be back. Don't forget about me. 1470 01:06:17,454 --> 01:06:19,059 Don't forget about me. 1471 01:06:19,083 --> 01:06:20,085 Don't go far. 1472 01:06:21,922 --> 01:06:23,383 Mom, I'm so sorry. 1473 01:06:23,759 --> 01:06:25,971 I was only trying to protect you from yourself. 1474 01:06:26,389 --> 01:06:29,353 Well, lying to me is not protecting me. 1475 01:06:29,604 --> 01:06:31,023 Except for when you do it? 1476 01:06:32,735 --> 01:06:35,156 Do you have any idea how much it hurts me? 1477 01:06:35,741 --> 01:06:38,455 That you have known who my father is my whole life? 1478 01:06:39,457 --> 01:06:40,835 All those times I asked you? 1479 01:06:41,128 --> 01:06:42,130 I'm sorry, honey. 1480 01:06:42,213 --> 01:06:43,590 I know I made mistakes back then. 1481 01:06:43,674 --> 01:06:45,219 You're still making them, Mom. 1482 01:06:46,012 --> 01:06:48,935 And I am trying so hard to help you because I love you. 1483 01:06:48,977 --> 01:06:49,811 And I love you. 1484 01:06:49,895 --> 01:06:50,897 But you don't listen. 1485 01:06:51,064 --> 01:06:52,442 - Of course I do. - No, you don't. 1486 01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:55,114 I tried to talk to you about my concerns 1487 01:06:55,197 --> 01:06:57,995 about Wayne and you just brushed them off. 1488 01:06:58,245 --> 01:07:00,876 I planned this entire trip to try to get through to you. 1489 01:07:01,334 --> 01:07:03,046 To show you that there's a better path 1490 01:07:03,088 --> 01:07:05,469 for you than marrying some weirdo that you just met 1491 01:07:05,552 --> 01:07:08,475 whose boozy laundromat is gonna bankrupt you. 1492 01:07:08,683 --> 01:07:12,273 Alice! I know you don't support this. 1493 01:07:12,941 --> 01:07:14,737 But this is my life. 1494 01:07:15,405 --> 01:07:17,993 And you have to accept that I'm making good decisions. 1495 01:07:18,578 --> 01:07:21,667 All that's happened this week is that you're a magnet for bad decisions. 1496 01:07:22,836 --> 01:07:24,358 And I don't know that I have the energy 1497 01:07:24,423 --> 01:07:26,135 to keep helping you clean them up anymore. 1498 01:07:26,219 --> 01:07:28,306 Well, I'm not asking you to, honey. 1499 01:07:29,225 --> 01:07:34,401 Maybe you just like fixing my life so you don't have to live yours. 1500 01:07:34,778 --> 01:07:35,863 What? 1501 01:07:35,947 --> 01:07:38,159 You need to be the new Alice that I've seen 1502 01:07:38,201 --> 01:07:39,913 coming out of her shell this week. 1503 01:07:40,038 --> 01:07:41,625 You have to stop playing it safe. 1504 01:07:41,708 --> 01:07:44,030 - You have to have fun. - You want me to have fun like you? 1505 01:07:46,468 --> 01:07:50,601 Honey, I know I haven't always been the best mother. 1506 01:07:50,685 --> 01:07:53,566 And I wish I had grown up sooner so that you didn't have to. 1507 01:07:54,150 --> 01:07:57,657 But I have always done right by my daughters. 1508 01:07:58,159 --> 01:07:59,786 - And you and Queenie... - Don't 1509 01:07:59,870 --> 01:08:01,707 - Are just the light... - No, Mom! 1510 01:08:01,915 --> 01:08:02,957 This is not your daughter! 1511 01:08:03,169 --> 01:08:04,171 This was a dog! 1512 01:08:04,254 --> 01:08:05,464 This was a dog! 1513 01:08:05,756 --> 01:08:06,758 I am not a dog! 1514 01:08:06,842 --> 01:08:08,889 I am your daughter! 1515 01:08:08,972 --> 01:08:09,932 Queenie! 1516 01:08:09,974 --> 01:08:11,310 Oh! 1517 01:08:11,728 --> 01:08:12,730 Oh, my God. 1518 01:08:13,647 --> 01:08:14,942 Mom, I didn't mean to do that. 1519 01:08:15,109 --> 01:08:18,157 She threw a puppy into the river! 1520 01:08:18,449 --> 01:08:20,036 No, I didn't. Well, I mean, I did. 1521 01:08:20,119 --> 01:08:22,332 But it wasn't alive. 1522 01:08:22,415 --> 01:08:24,169 It was stuffed. It was dead before. 1523 01:08:24,294 --> 01:08:25,506 I... Oh, my God. 1524 01:08:26,048 --> 01:08:27,050 I can't do this. 1525 01:08:27,801 --> 01:08:30,181 Mom, I can't do this. I... 1526 01:08:30,223 --> 01:08:32,161 It hurts me too much to watch you throw your life away. 1527 01:08:32,185 --> 01:08:34,064 I have to go. I'm sorry. 1528 01:08:34,857 --> 01:08:35,859 Alice! 1529 01:08:48,886 --> 01:08:49,888 Hello. 1530 01:08:50,305 --> 01:08:51,307 Alice! 1531 01:08:51,516 --> 01:08:52,518 It's Cheryl. 1532 01:08:52,643 --> 01:08:53,646 When will you be here? 1533 01:08:53,896 --> 01:08:54,898 I'm not coming. 1534 01:08:55,190 --> 01:08:56,192 What? 1535 01:08:56,359 --> 01:08:57,403 You're the maid of honor. 1536 01:08:58,446 --> 01:08:59,448 I know. 1537 01:08:59,950 --> 01:09:02,539 Mom and I had a big fight, and I'm not coming. 1538 01:09:02,998 --> 01:09:04,333 Oh, my God. Listen. 1539 01:09:04,626 --> 01:09:06,922 I knew that she was eventually gonna blow up at you 1540 01:09:07,006 --> 01:09:09,595 for your mind-gamey, don't-get-married road trip. 1541 01:09:10,221 --> 01:09:12,057 Wait... She knew? 1542 01:09:12,517 --> 01:09:13,811 The whole time? 1543 01:09:13,895 --> 01:09:16,024 You're about as subtle as a yeast infection. 1544 01:09:16,317 --> 01:09:18,599 Jeanie told me about it, you know, when you two were here. 1545 01:09:19,323 --> 01:09:20,718 But she swore that it was all worth it, 1546 01:09:20,742 --> 01:09:22,584 but, you know, to spend all that time with you. 1547 01:09:23,581 --> 01:09:25,603 You're really not coming to your own mother's wedding? 1548 01:09:25,627 --> 01:09:26,629 No. 1549 01:09:26,796 --> 01:09:29,051 I-I don't know what to tell you, Cheryl. 1550 01:09:29,134 --> 01:09:30,136 I give up, okay? 1551 01:09:30,763 --> 01:09:32,432 I'm going to return the rental car. 1552 01:09:32,599 --> 01:09:33,769 I'm flying back to St. Louis. 1553 01:09:34,896 --> 01:09:36,691 I doubt she even wants me there anyway. 1554 01:09:37,275 --> 01:09:38,319 She loves you, you know? 1555 01:09:38,361 --> 01:09:39,683 She loves you more than anything. 1556 01:09:39,739 --> 01:09:42,912 ♪ Give what I couldn’t give ♪ 1557 01:09:44,122 --> 01:09:48,465 Uhhhh... 1558 01:09:50,051 --> 01:09:51,388 You know the movie "Cars?" 1559 01:09:52,390 --> 01:09:56,022 I know it's not real, but I think this one felt pain. 1560 01:09:56,106 --> 01:09:58,318 The-the good thing is... 1561 01:09:58,402 --> 01:09:59,654 I did get the insurance. 1562 01:09:59,821 --> 01:10:00,823 Hold on. 1563 01:10:00,907 --> 01:10:02,869 - I guess that's good. - I have it here somewhere. 1564 01:10:25,957 --> 01:10:26,958 Mm. 1565 01:10:35,268 --> 01:10:37,147 I actually need the car for one more day. 1566 01:10:37,481 --> 01:10:39,777 - I have to be... - Oh, no. I-I can't do that, miss. 1567 01:10:39,860 --> 01:10:41,423 Look at this thing. It's a liability issue. 1568 01:10:41,447 --> 01:10:43,743 That's okay. Just rent me something else. 1569 01:10:44,036 --> 01:10:45,790 - Please. - Oh, no. 1570 01:10:45,873 --> 01:10:47,125 All our other cars are booked. 1571 01:10:47,292 --> 01:10:48,461 All of these cars are booked? 1572 01:10:48,586 --> 01:10:49,798 You want another car? 1573 01:10:50,131 --> 01:10:52,010 Look at what you did to one of our best cars! 1574 01:10:52,762 --> 01:10:53,763 I know. 1575 01:10:58,399 --> 01:10:59,651 I know. 1576 01:11:00,903 --> 01:11:03,951 I know I did a bad thing. 1577 01:11:06,623 --> 01:11:08,084 I was kind of a bad girl. 1578 01:11:09,754 --> 01:11:15,641 But if you... if you could help me out, I promise you, 1579 01:11:15,725 --> 01:11:19,107 I will take such good care of her. 1580 01:11:19,357 --> 01:11:21,486 I just need her for just one more day. 1581 01:11:22,488 --> 01:11:23,489 Eh... 1582 01:11:23,825 --> 01:11:24,827 Keith? 1583 01:11:26,163 --> 01:11:28,167 - Keith, is it? - Uh... 1584 01:11:28,250 --> 01:11:30,212 This is a powerful name. 1585 01:11:30,797 --> 01:11:32,383 Yeah, it's Celtic. 1586 01:11:32,801 --> 01:11:33,803 Really? 1587 01:11:34,179 --> 01:11:35,181 It means "wood." 1588 01:11:36,266 --> 01:11:37,644 Celtic Keith. 1589 01:11:38,062 --> 01:11:39,732 So big and strong. 1590 01:11:40,442 --> 01:11:45,660 Could you please just be powerful for me and help me out? 1591 01:11:47,539 --> 01:11:48,833 All right. 1592 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,798 I'm gonna have to run it by my boss. 1593 01:11:51,839 --> 01:11:52,967 Or... 1594 01:11:53,426 --> 01:11:54,428 Or... 1595 01:11:57,476 --> 01:11:58,478 We... 1596 01:12:02,194 --> 01:12:04,365 We could keep this between you and me. 1597 01:12:08,498 --> 01:12:10,837 - Oh. - Oh. 1598 01:12:10,878 --> 01:12:13,341 Oh. You like to party. 1599 01:12:13,843 --> 01:12:15,471 Yeah. I do. 1600 01:12:15,596 --> 01:12:17,475 Sometimes. I'm cool. 1601 01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:18,519 Thank you, Keith. 1602 01:12:18,602 --> 01:12:20,147 - Bye, miss. - Bye! 1603 01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:22,610 Oh, I gotta call Mom. 1604 01:12:24,906 --> 01:12:25,908 Hey, Mom! 1605 01:12:34,009 --> 01:12:38,350 ♪ I have lived a lonely life ♪ 1606 01:12:39,186 --> 01:12:40,062 Okay... 1607 01:12:40,104 --> 01:12:41,565 ♪ A wave on broken ice ♪ 1608 01:12:41,648 --> 01:12:42,649 Where? 1609 01:12:43,486 --> 01:12:45,824 ♪ Looking through the night ♪ 1610 01:12:46,366 --> 01:12:50,459 Oooh... no, no, no, no, no... 1611 01:12:51,418 --> 01:12:52,671 Damn it. 1612 01:12:52,713 --> 01:12:55,009 Oh! I should have listened to Keith! 1613 01:12:55,552 --> 01:12:56,554 No! 1614 01:12:56,805 --> 01:12:58,642 No, no, no, no, no, no! 1615 01:13:00,019 --> 01:13:01,020 Ow! 1616 01:13:04,237 --> 01:13:05,531 There's my baby! 1617 01:13:09,163 --> 01:13:10,164 Oh! 1618 01:13:10,749 --> 01:13:12,044 Oh, I'm coming, Mom! 1619 01:13:15,551 --> 01:13:17,138 Oh, my god! You see this girl? 1620 01:13:17,179 --> 01:13:19,475 Oh, my girl! You look beautiful! 1621 01:13:20,937 --> 01:13:22,816 ♪ To feel like I belong ♪ 1622 01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:23,900 What? 1623 01:13:25,445 --> 01:13:30,540 ♪ You make me proud ♪ ♪ You are my song ♪ 1624 01:13:30,582 --> 01:13:33,588 Today, we join in marriage. 1625 01:13:33,963 --> 01:13:37,387 Jeanie Anderson and Wayne Fuji. 1626 01:13:37,929 --> 01:13:40,685 - Whoo! - Wayne, do you have the rings? 1627 01:13:43,983 --> 01:13:45,570 - Wha... got you... - Oh! 1628 01:13:46,030 --> 01:13:47,949 Put on your dainty little finger. 1629 01:13:49,328 --> 01:13:56,217 Do you, Wayne Fuji, take Jeanie Anderson to be your loving wife? 1630 01:13:57,177 --> 01:13:59,056 Hell to the yeah. 1631 01:13:59,097 --> 01:14:02,062 ♪ I am not afraid ♪ 1632 01:14:03,397 --> 01:14:06,530 ♪ There is strength in change ♪ 1633 01:14:06,613 --> 01:14:13,418 And do you, Jeanie Anderson, take Wayne Fuji to be your loving husband? 1634 01:14:13,794 --> 01:14:14,796 I... 1635 01:14:16,299 --> 01:14:18,010 Wait! Wait! 1636 01:14:19,305 --> 01:14:20,933 Alice, you're here! 1637 01:14:21,309 --> 01:14:22,310 - Yeah. - Wait! 1638 01:14:22,436 --> 01:14:23,438 To object? 1639 01:14:23,689 --> 01:14:27,196 No, I'm here to support. I'm sorry I'm late, Mom. 1640 01:14:27,488 --> 01:14:29,994 That's okay. You're here. That's all that matters. 1641 01:14:30,077 --> 01:14:31,413 I love you so much. 1642 01:14:31,538 --> 01:14:33,540 I love you too. I wouldn't miss this for the world. 1643 01:14:33,750 --> 01:14:36,131 I mean, how often does my mom get married? 1644 01:14:36,716 --> 01:14:38,010 Not counting the Belize. 1645 01:14:38,093 --> 01:14:39,847 I'm really sorry that I lied to you both. 1646 01:14:39,930 --> 01:14:40,932 I, um... 1647 01:14:41,893 --> 01:14:42,895 No, honey. 1648 01:14:42,978 --> 01:14:45,357 I'm so sorry I didn't tell you about your dad. 1649 01:14:45,734 --> 01:14:49,450 And for not realizing how much I put on you all those years. 1650 01:14:49,617 --> 01:14:50,658 Why don't we call it even? 1651 01:14:51,329 --> 01:14:53,583 Since I launched Queenie into the river. 1652 01:14:54,376 --> 01:14:57,257 Um, speaking of... 1653 01:14:57,507 --> 01:15:00,054 Apparently you can adopt a dog in Buffalo in five minutes. 1654 01:15:00,138 --> 01:15:01,658 Oh my goodness! 1655 01:15:01,682 --> 01:15:03,311 Who is this angel? 1656 01:15:03,645 --> 01:15:07,194 This is a wedding present and an apology. 1657 01:15:07,778 --> 01:15:11,118 I have filled out all of the adoption papers and paid all of the fees. 1658 01:15:11,244 --> 01:15:13,791 So all you have to do is name him. 1659 01:15:14,208 --> 01:15:16,003 I'm gonna name him Kingy. 1660 01:15:16,170 --> 01:15:18,549 - Okay. - Oh! Oh, I love him. 1661 01:15:18,759 --> 01:15:20,596 Thank you, sweetheart. You know me so well. 1662 01:15:20,763 --> 01:15:22,391 You're welcome. I love you, Mom. 1663 01:15:22,850 --> 01:15:23,851 Okay. 1664 01:15:23,894 --> 01:15:24,896 Okay. 1665 01:15:26,817 --> 01:15:28,612 Honey. What's wrong? 1666 01:15:28,862 --> 01:15:31,158 I'm sorry, Darlin', but... Sweetheart. 1667 01:15:31,285 --> 01:15:33,789 I apologize, but don't you remember at the retreat? 1668 01:15:33,872 --> 01:15:36,043 I told you that I was allergic to doggies. 1669 01:15:36,628 --> 01:15:38,674 I just thought that was a sick, dark joke. 1670 01:15:40,344 --> 01:15:41,346 Hold up. 1671 01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:42,682 Gather yourself, Wayne. 1672 01:15:43,559 --> 01:15:44,561 Here's the thing. 1673 01:15:44,644 --> 01:15:45,813 I'm gonna take the Benadryl. 1674 01:15:45,897 --> 01:15:47,025 I'm gonna take the Claritin. 1675 01:15:47,108 --> 01:15:48,736 I'm gonna even get the steroids. 1676 01:15:48,903 --> 01:15:50,907 If I can't get them, I'm gonna find them. 1677 01:15:50,991 --> 01:15:52,535 - Oh, yeah. - Because I love you. 1678 01:15:52,786 --> 01:15:54,623 I love you, and I'll do anything for you. 1679 01:15:54,832 --> 01:15:56,753 A puppy, a doggy, whatever you want. 1680 01:15:56,878 --> 01:15:59,215 I love you. Please continue, Cheryl. 1681 01:15:59,299 --> 01:16:00,384 All righty, then. 1682 01:16:00,969 --> 01:16:03,223 - Jeanie, do you take Wayne... - No, wait a second. 1683 01:16:03,516 --> 01:16:05,144 I cannot do this to this man. 1684 01:16:05,604 --> 01:16:06,606 I love you, honey. 1685 01:16:07,441 --> 01:16:14,163 Oh, Kingy, I'm sorry, but I love this human man so much. 1686 01:16:15,039 --> 01:16:17,670 And clearly, he would do anything for me. 1687 01:16:17,711 --> 01:16:18,630 Mm-hmm. 1688 01:16:18,713 --> 01:16:21,386 And I'm trying to be more responsible like my daughter. 1689 01:16:22,054 --> 01:16:25,310 So, Kingy, I'm gonna have to find you a new home. 1690 01:16:25,519 --> 01:16:26,521 No, no, no, I object. 1691 01:16:27,941 --> 01:16:28,943 Oh, no, not to this. 1692 01:16:29,026 --> 01:16:30,445 I just mean I'll take the dog. 1693 01:16:30,570 --> 01:16:32,592 Oh, Alice, you don't have to do that. 1694 01:16:32,616 --> 01:16:33,618 I got it. 1695 01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:35,122 New Alice, remember? 1696 01:16:35,455 --> 01:16:37,669 Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you. 1697 01:16:38,003 --> 01:16:39,005 Look at me. 1698 01:16:39,213 --> 01:16:40,215 I'm a... 1699 01:16:40,298 --> 01:16:41,300 I got a dog. 1700 01:16:41,427 --> 01:16:42,429 Okay. 1701 01:16:42,721 --> 01:16:49,651 In conclusion, Jeanie Anderson, do you take Wayne Fuji to be your loving husband? 1702 01:16:50,611 --> 01:16:51,613 I do. 1703 01:16:52,449 --> 01:16:53,451 I do. 1704 01:16:54,119 --> 01:16:55,872 I do, I do, I do, I do... 1705 01:16:56,123 --> 01:16:58,002 And I pronounce you husband and wife. 1706 01:16:58,127 --> 01:17:00,214 You may kiss... er, okay. Kiss away. 1707 01:17:01,550 --> 01:17:02,469 Whoa! 1708 01:17:02,552 --> 01:17:03,554 Woo! 1709 01:17:03,637 --> 01:17:04,639 Mom! 1710 01:17:06,101 --> 01:17:07,145 Dream come true! 1711 01:17:07,353 --> 01:17:08,354 Dream come true! 1712 01:17:08,397 --> 01:17:09,398 Dream come true! 1713 01:17:09,441 --> 01:17:10,526 Let's party now! 1714 01:17:10,903 --> 01:17:13,324 Party! Woo-hoo! I love you! 1715 01:17:14,409 --> 01:17:16,413 Hey, there's my maid of honor. 1716 01:17:16,497 --> 01:17:17,499 - Hey, baby. - Hi. 1717 01:17:17,541 --> 01:17:18,543 Hey! 1718 01:17:18,877 --> 01:17:20,672 Who invited you? Haha! 1719 01:17:23,345 --> 01:17:24,555 Congratulations, Mom. 1720 01:17:25,014 --> 01:17:26,434 You look so beautiful. 1721 01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:28,313 Aw, thank you, honey. 1722 01:17:28,522 --> 01:17:29,524 Where's Kingy? 1723 01:17:29,941 --> 01:17:33,907 Oh, um, Aunt Cheryl said she wanted to take him for a spin on the dance floor. 1724 01:17:35,244 --> 01:17:36,246 Yeah. 1725 01:17:39,168 --> 01:17:40,379 Are you all right? 1726 01:17:42,341 --> 01:17:44,512 I know you didn't really want this for me. 1727 01:17:44,679 --> 01:17:47,351 Mom, I am so happy for you. 1728 01:17:47,853 --> 01:17:48,855 Truly. 1729 01:17:49,397 --> 01:17:50,607 I just... 1730 01:17:51,902 --> 01:17:53,990 I'm realizing that I want this too. 1731 01:17:55,744 --> 01:17:57,037 You want a wedding in Buffalo? 1732 01:17:57,371 --> 01:17:59,375 No. But love. 1733 01:18:00,335 --> 01:18:04,762 To be with someone who would do anything for me, like Wayne will for you. 1734 01:18:04,845 --> 01:18:05,847 It... 1735 01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:07,601 It's really special. 1736 01:18:09,061 --> 01:18:11,817 And I think I had a shot at it, but I got scared. 1737 01:18:13,404 --> 01:18:15,325 I don't want to be scared all the time anymore. 1738 01:18:16,995 --> 01:18:18,581 Wes was pretty special, huh? 1739 01:18:19,876 --> 01:18:20,878 Yeah, he was. 1740 01:18:23,216 --> 01:18:24,217 Well... 1741 01:18:24,718 --> 01:18:26,347 maybe you'll run into him sometime 1742 01:18:26,388 --> 01:18:27,990 and then you never know what will happen. 1743 01:18:30,313 --> 01:18:32,275 No, I'm pretty sure he hates me. 1744 01:18:32,819 --> 01:18:33,904 Hm. 1745 01:18:34,029 --> 01:18:35,574 I'm not so sure about that. 1746 01:18:42,380 --> 01:18:44,216 I hired them as the wedding band. 1747 01:18:45,970 --> 01:18:47,097 What are you waiting for? 1748 01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:49,644 - Go get him. - Yeah. 1749 01:18:51,189 --> 01:18:52,190 Hm. 1750 01:18:54,904 --> 01:18:57,953 - Hey, I know I was a jerk and I said... - Uh-huh. 1751 01:18:58,036 --> 01:19:00,291 - Some pretty awful things... - Yeah. 1752 01:19:00,374 --> 01:19:02,880 But I really, really like you. 1753 01:19:03,630 --> 01:19:05,092 And that's a little scary for me. 1754 01:19:05,217 --> 01:19:07,379 That never happens to me because I never let it happen. 1755 01:19:07,723 --> 01:19:13,275 I don't want to pull back this time with you, so... 1756 01:19:14,862 --> 01:19:16,532 Would you maybe give me a second chance? 1757 01:19:17,784 --> 01:19:18,786 We can... 1758 01:19:19,622 --> 01:19:20,832 see where this thing goes? 1759 01:19:22,753 --> 01:19:23,838 Yeah, it's a date. 1760 01:19:24,590 --> 01:19:25,759 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1761 01:19:27,221 --> 01:19:28,222 Okay. 1762 01:19:35,947 --> 01:19:36,949 Woo! 1763 01:19:37,533 --> 01:19:38,535 Hi, Mom. 1764 01:19:39,537 --> 01:19:40,539 - Yup. - Yep. 1765 01:19:44,673 --> 01:19:45,758 Oh! Uh! 1766 01:19:45,841 --> 01:19:46,885 Who is it? 1767 01:19:46,927 --> 01:19:47,929 It's me, Mom. 1768 01:19:48,513 --> 01:19:50,267 - Woo! - Wow. 1769 01:19:50,726 --> 01:19:51,728 Hi. 1770 01:19:52,689 --> 01:19:53,691 What happened in there? 1771 01:19:53,857 --> 01:19:54,859 Oh, honey. 1772 01:19:55,778 --> 01:19:56,780 Marriage is bliss. 1773 01:19:57,532 --> 01:19:59,076 Mom, I'm so happy you're happy. 1774 01:19:59,494 --> 01:20:00,830 Is that Alice? 1775 01:20:01,498 --> 01:20:02,500 It's Alice, honey. 1776 01:20:03,460 --> 01:20:05,506 Hey! Hi! 1777 01:20:05,590 --> 01:20:06,717 Hi. 1778 01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:08,429 Can I have a moment with you right now? 1779 01:20:08,846 --> 01:20:10,224 Uh-huh. Yeah. 1780 01:20:10,725 --> 01:20:14,232 I am so psyched to be part of your life. 1781 01:20:14,357 --> 01:20:15,359 Thanks. 1782 01:20:16,028 --> 01:20:17,030 That's really sweet. 1783 01:20:18,073 --> 01:20:19,952 I'm really happy to have you in my life. 1784 01:20:20,077 --> 01:20:22,206 - Oh, thank you. - As my Wayne. 1785 01:20:22,540 --> 01:20:23,877 Really? 1786 01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:24,879 Yeah. 1787 01:20:24,962 --> 01:20:28,218 And, um, hey, for what it's worth, I actually 1788 01:20:28,302 --> 01:20:32,143 think your boozy laundromat is a really good idea. 1789 01:20:32,561 --> 01:20:34,774 Really? Why don't you come on in? 1790 01:20:35,191 --> 01:20:36,319 We'll order some grub. 1791 01:20:36,444 --> 01:20:37,445 We'll hang out. 1792 01:20:37,488 --> 01:20:38,573 Got a big screen TV. 1793 01:20:39,032 --> 01:20:42,706 Um, it's getting pretty close to checkout time, and... 1794 01:20:44,335 --> 01:20:48,970 Um, honey, I know we talked about flying back together. 1795 01:20:49,387 --> 01:20:50,555 You want to change the plan. 1796 01:20:50,889 --> 01:20:54,898 I do. I-I swear. I am gonna work on being more stable. 1797 01:20:55,107 --> 01:20:57,569 Mom, it's okay. I actually want to change the plan, too. 1798 01:20:58,196 --> 01:20:59,198 Uh, you do? 1799 01:20:59,365 --> 01:21:00,367 Yeah. 1800 01:21:00,492 --> 01:21:04,417 Um, last night, Wes invited me on tour with the band. 1801 01:21:05,168 --> 01:21:06,379 Just a couple weeks. 1802 01:21:07,047 --> 01:21:10,471 But I've never taken a trip that wasn't for work till now. 1803 01:21:11,055 --> 01:21:12,976 And I want to do something for me. 1804 01:21:13,184 --> 01:21:15,272 - Yeah. - And what about your job? 1805 01:21:15,732 --> 01:21:18,446 Well, I have my laptop with me, and if they don't like that, 1806 01:21:18,487 --> 01:21:20,616 I'm... okay with it. 1807 01:21:22,454 --> 01:21:26,545 Oh, honey, that is so irresponsible. I am so proud of you. 1808 01:21:30,303 --> 01:21:33,392 I'm gonna make you a promise. I will not put the house 1809 01:21:33,476 --> 01:21:35,146 on the market until you return. 1810 01:21:35,856 --> 01:21:38,277 Then, we will go through it all together. 1811 01:21:38,820 --> 01:21:43,997 And we can organize it or whatever your cute little type-A brain wants. 1812 01:21:44,456 --> 01:21:45,959 That really means a lot to me, Mom. 1813 01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:48,172 - Come here. - Oh, come here. 1814 01:21:48,507 --> 01:21:49,509 Oh, group hug. 1815 01:21:49,676 --> 01:21:51,596 Okay. Okay. 1816 01:21:51,971 --> 01:21:53,350 All right. I love you. 1817 01:21:53,558 --> 01:21:55,019 Bye bye! Woo-hoo! 1818 01:21:58,944 --> 01:22:00,406 Okay. 1819 01:22:05,624 --> 01:22:06,961 - You good to go? - Yeah. 1820 01:22:08,588 --> 01:22:10,844 - Hello. - You ready to go? 1821 01:22:13,808 --> 01:22:14,810 Hey, Clive. 1822 01:22:15,812 --> 01:22:16,814 You ready to go? 1823 01:22:17,106 --> 01:22:18,608 - Yep. - Okay. 1824 01:22:19,402 --> 01:22:20,989 Good. Okay. 1825 01:22:21,531 --> 01:22:23,410 - Let's go. - All righty. 1826 01:22:26,751 --> 01:22:28,504 So, Rochester's the next stop. 1827 01:22:28,671 --> 01:22:31,469 - What's after that? - After that, we play it by ear. 1828 01:22:31,510 --> 01:22:34,600 Cool. I love that. Just see where the wind takes us. 1829 01:22:34,683 --> 01:22:36,812 - It's killing you, isn't it? - 100%. 1830 01:22:36,896 --> 01:22:39,735 So, last night, I actually came up with a potential schedule. 1831 01:22:39,818 --> 01:22:41,072 It's really loose. 1832 01:22:41,155 --> 01:22:43,117 This is color-coded by hour. 1833 01:22:43,242 --> 01:22:44,078 No, no. 1834 01:22:44,119 --> 01:22:48,086 See, these two hours right here, those are scheduled, unscheduled free time. 1835 01:22:48,378 --> 01:22:50,298 You're insane. You know that, right? 1836 01:22:50,382 --> 01:22:51,743 Yeah, I get it from my mom.